The DUMB things people say to you at the boat ramp!!!!!!!
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Is that fast?
Does it have seatbelts?
Why not?
Here is one I get when I am out in my 69 Camaro, I know that it is off subject but it bugs the crap out of me. "Thats a nice car!, I use to have one just like it, 66 right ?"
I just say yep, just like yours.
Does it have seatbelts?
Why not?
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Here is one I get when I am out in my 69 Camaro, I know that it is off subject but it bugs the crap out of me. "Thats a nice car!, I use to have one just like it, 66 right ?"
I just say yep, just like yours.
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My favorite was by a guy that was watching me land the boat. He said only one sentance: "Your boat ROCKS man!" I was beaming.
My second favorite was by a couple that was launching next to us. I launched the cat and because the ramp was so busy the mrs backed it out and idled 100' away while I parked the trailer. I came back down the dock and she dropped it into gear and came straight in. She was at a high idle and the boat was moving too fast. Way too fast. I called out for her to drop it into reverse, but she had the same thought and shifted just as I called out. The boat slowed and stopped about a foot from the dock. With the boat still in reverse I stepped onto the bow and sat in the passengers seat while she backed away. As I stepped down I hear the husband next to us remark to his wife "Now why can't you do that?". I laughed because he didn't realize how close she came to crashing the boat.
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My second favorite was by a couple that was launching next to us. I launched the cat and because the ramp was so busy the mrs backed it out and idled 100' away while I parked the trailer. I came back down the dock and she dropped it into gear and came straight in. She was at a high idle and the boat was moving too fast. Way too fast. I called out for her to drop it into reverse, but she had the same thought and shifted just as I called out. The boat slowed and stopped about a foot from the dock. With the boat still in reverse I stepped onto the bow and sat in the passengers seat while she backed away. As I stepped down I hear the husband next to us remark to his wife "Now why can't you do that?". I laughed because he didn't realize how close she came to crashing the boat.
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Well, first I live in the land of Bass boats and Sea Rays, so here it goes:
First the bass boaters at the dock:
Is at yourn? (translation, is that yours)
How fasitgo (how fast does it go sir)
emer expensuv aint dem (those boats are expensive are they not?)
I goda buddy witha allison, itle fly (my good friend has an Allison bass boat that will go quite fast)
Have a goodin (have a great day on the water my friend)
Now for the Sea Ray cruiser crowd:
It is necessary to be that loud? (yes mam, it got your attention didn't it?)
Why not buy a cruiser? (because I did not want one, duh)
Why do you need to go that fast? (what do you mean, this is my cruising speed?)
why do you always have a bunch of girls with you? (because they don't want to ride with your slow a$$)
First the bass boaters at the dock:
Is at yourn? (translation, is that yours)
How fasitgo (how fast does it go sir)
emer expensuv aint dem (those boats are expensive are they not?)
I goda buddy witha allison, itle fly (my good friend has an Allison bass boat that will go quite fast)
Have a goodin (have a great day on the water my friend)
Now for the Sea Ray cruiser crowd:
It is necessary to be that loud? (yes mam, it got your attention didn't it?)
Why not buy a cruiser? (because I did not want one, duh)
Why do you need to go that fast? (what do you mean, this is my cruising speed?)
why do you always have a bunch of girls with you? (because they don't want to ride with your slow a$$)
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Originally Posted by haulinvols
Well, first I live in the land of Bass boats and Sea Rays, so here it goes:
First the bass boaters at the dock:
Is at yourn? (translation, is that yours)
How fasitgo (how fast does it go sir)
emer expensuv aint dem (those boats are expensive are they not?)
I goda buddy witha allison, itle fly (my good friend has an Allison bass boat that will go quite fast)
Have a goodin (have a great day on the water my friend)
Now for the Sea Ray cruiser crowd:
It is necessary to be that loud? (yes mam, it got your attention didn't it?)
Why not buy a cruiser? (because I did not want one, duh)
Why do you need to go that fast? (what do you mean, this is my cruising speed?)
why do you always have a bunch of girls with you? (because they don't want to ride with your slow a$$)
First the bass boaters at the dock:
Is at yourn? (translation, is that yours)
How fasitgo (how fast does it go sir)
emer expensuv aint dem (those boats are expensive are they not?)
I goda buddy witha allison, itle fly (my good friend has an Allison bass boat that will go quite fast)
Have a goodin (have a great day on the water my friend)
Now for the Sea Ray cruiser crowd:
It is necessary to be that loud? (yes mam, it got your attention didn't it?)
Why not buy a cruiser? (because I did not want one, duh)
Why do you need to go that fast? (what do you mean, this is my cruising speed?)
why do you always have a bunch of girls with you? (because they don't want to ride with your slow a$$)
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Originally Posted by Edward R. Cozzi
When I had my 40' Hustler back in 1994, I had a lady walk over to me at the gas docks and say: "Looks like drug money to me."
yea lady the money from viagra sales , I am sure your husband can use It
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Aren`t those motors to big for that boat???
dosn`t the noise scare the fish away??
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dosn`t the noise scare the fish away??
More stories like this to be shared at the Radical Boat Reunion
RBR-06
We welcome and invite you to 2006 Radical Boat Reunion. The RBR will be taking place again in Palatka at the Riverfront Inn . The dates for the RBR will be May 12,13,14 . Friday will again be the meet and greet, Saturday will be the river tour , a bridge to bridge timed run , The evening House party with a live DJ , a charity auction to benefit Roadheaver Boys Ranch, Games and prizes at the party , prizes given to unique radical boats. Come also to see the special vendor exhibits. This fast boat festival and party is all for you. Sunday many cruise out to the most beautiful spring in Florida . Call the Riverfront Inn At 386 328 3481 and also Best Western 386 325 7800. For the RBR group rate . This event draws great boaters with about 250+ wild boats of all descriptions from all over the south-east and some from as far as Vegas, New-York and Wisconsin . We have worked on making the RBR06 registration much more affordable about the price of a T-shirt and your registration includes dose also an event T-shirt . For more information ,questions answers or suggestions Contact Rus Matos 5327 Goddard ave Orl. Fl. 32810 [ph] 407 760 3481 E-mail [email protected] The RBR is looking for sponsors and vendors interested in marketing at the RBR. Give me a call. Come to the party and bring a friend
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We had a skater at the dock with the batteries on the deck ( dont know why) and a lady strolls up and says."is that an electric boat? ( yes the motors are running) does it go as fast as rcing boats?" It had 850's and it was not a RACE boat!!!!!
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About 8 years ago I ran a Formula with stock motors that topped out around 75MPH. Being the honest guy I am, that was what I was telling people and they often looked disappointed as the boat looked much faster.
One day this 10 year old kid came running up to me - Mister, mister how fast does your boat go? So to have a little fun I said 110 MPH !! Wow, his eyes light up.
Next day kid shows up at the marina with his dad in tow. Daddy, daddy, this is the boat that goes 110 MPH!!
Dad looks at me and says " ya, sure and rolls his eyes."
One day this 10 year old kid came running up to me - Mister, mister how fast does your boat go? So to have a little fun I said 110 MPH !! Wow, his eyes light up.
Next day kid shows up at the marina with his dad in tow. Daddy, daddy, this is the boat that goes 110 MPH!!
Dad looks at me and says " ya, sure and rolls his eyes."
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How come it is so loud ???
What is that whining sound
Why does the idle go up and down. Is it broke ??
What is that whining sound
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Why does the idle go up and down. Is it broke ??
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