Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
02-15-2006, 06:47 AM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by dreamer
are you SURE theres enough gas?
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Oh, yeah, I got enough, the gauges go up on this boat...
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02-15-2006, 07:05 AM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Pretty funny thread Masher....until you edited it and added me!! 
I'm workin' on something right now, if it works out my junkbox will be in my backyard on a lift this summer...NO RAMPS!!!
I'm workin' on something right now, if it works out my junkbox will be in my backyard on a lift this summer...NO RAMPS!!!
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02-15-2006, 08:16 AM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by insptech
Oh, yeah, I got enough, the gauges go up on this boat...
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02-15-2006, 09:00 AM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by OldSchool
Pretty funny thread Masher....until you edited it and added me!!
I'm workin' on something right now, if it works out my junkbox will be in my backyard on a lift this summer...NO RAMPS!!!
I'm workin' on something right now, if it works out my junkbox will be in my backyard on a lift this summer...NO RAMPS!!!
your always working on something.... can you please tell your wife to stop leaving me messages... she keeps calling me tells me how wonderful i am... thank you..
02-15-2006, 10:53 AM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
i will have 650 doggies next year
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02-15-2006, 12:48 PM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Bubba: "what the hell is that thing?"
Bubba: "can ya' feesh offa that?"
Bubba: "damn that's as loud as Dale Jr's car, I like it!"
Bubba: "I bet it uses a lot of gas"
Bubba: "How fast does it go?"
Sweetcheeks: "I bet that boat has BIG cabin"
Sweetcheeks: "I love big boats like that"
Sweetcheeks: "I love purple"
Sweetcheeks: "do you ever spend the night on it?"
Sweetcheeks: "that sounds so cool!"
Sweetcheeks: "How fast does it go?"
Sweetcheeks: "will you take me and my girlfriends for a ride?"
Wife: "why is everybody looking at us?"
Wife: "why can't we get a normal boat like everyone else?"
Wife: "why in the world do you keep working on the motor?"
Wife: "are you dating someone at Trick Marine? there's a lot of phone calls and UPS packages coming in from them!"
Wife: pointing at the GPS "the new stereo looks cool"
Wife: "this boat is too loud!"
Wife: "this boat is too fast, BTW how fast is it, in case one of my friends ask?"
Wife: "why can't I drive? you're a control freak"
Boating buddy: "did you get any beer or whiskey?"
Boating buddy: "can I help you with the gas?" (no I own Exxon )
Boating buddy: "I've lined up some hotties for today, you're wife won't care, will she?"
Steve
Bubba: "can ya' feesh offa that?"
Bubba: "damn that's as loud as Dale Jr's car, I like it!"
Bubba: "I bet it uses a lot of gas"
Bubba: "How fast does it go?"
Sweetcheeks: "I bet that boat has BIG cabin"
Sweetcheeks: "I love big boats like that"
Sweetcheeks: "I love purple"
Sweetcheeks: "do you ever spend the night on it?"
Sweetcheeks: "that sounds so cool!"
Sweetcheeks: "How fast does it go?"
Sweetcheeks: "will you take me and my girlfriends for a ride?"
Wife: "why is everybody looking at us?"
Wife: "why can't we get a normal boat like everyone else?"
Wife: "why in the world do you keep working on the motor?"
Wife: "are you dating someone at Trick Marine? there's a lot of phone calls and UPS packages coming in from them!"
Wife: pointing at the GPS "the new stereo looks cool"
Wife: "this boat is too loud!"
Wife: "this boat is too fast, BTW how fast is it, in case one of my friends ask?"
Wife: "why can't I drive? you're a control freak"
Boating buddy: "did you get any beer or whiskey?"
Boating buddy: "can I help you with the gas?" (no I own Exxon
)Boating buddy: "I've lined up some hotties for today, you're wife won't care, will she?"
Steve
Last edited by Steve Zuckerman; 02-15-2006 at 03:28 PM.
02-15-2006, 12:59 PM
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Re: Questions that you will be asked at the ramp in 2006....
Originally Posted by Steve Zuckerman
Wife: "why is everybody looking at us?"
Wife: "why can't we get a normal boat like everyone else?"
Wife: "why in the world do you keep working on the motor?"
Wife: "are you dating someone at Trick Marine? there's a lot of phone calls and UPS packages coming in from them!"
Wife: "this boat is too loud!"
Wife: "this boat is too fast, BTW how fast is it, in case one of my friends ask?"
Wife: "why can't I drive? you're a control freak"
Steve
Wife: "why can't we get a normal boat like everyone else?"
Wife: "why in the world do you keep working on the motor?"
Wife: "are you dating someone at Trick Marine? there's a lot of phone calls and UPS packages coming in from them!"
Wife: "this boat is too loud!"
Wife: "this boat is too fast, BTW how fast is it, in case one of my friends ask?"
Wife: "why can't I drive? you're a control freak"
Steve
Good ones, heard most of them too, from wifey
