The wife is going to kill me
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Earlier I went to the bathroom to look for a nail clipper. I opened the cabinets in the bathroom and couldn't find a thing in that mess that she has. Every dresser looks like a junk draw full of makeup , lotions and other feminine products. I got so disgusted I got every draw dumped it on the floor and re organized everything.
I couldn't believe what I found. Man what a mess. There were about 15 different kinds of lotions, thousands of hair clips, all kinds of face cleaners and many of things I should not mention. But 15 kinds of hand lotion what the hell do you need with a life time supply of lotion.
I have 2 kinds of oil in the shop 10-W-30 and 20-W-50 and that does me fine.
When I was finished I had half a garbage pail full of junk. every thing is now organized as well as my shop.
I love it.....but I think she is going to kill me
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This must be the day for purging. I did the same thing here only it was the hall closet. I think I had about 12 bottles of cough syrup; all but 2 or 3 were expired....about 50 gazillion bandaids....and at least a dozen toothbrushes, not to mention several worn out bath towels. It's amazing how quickly you accumulate junk. I too had a trash bag full of junk. I can actually close the door all the way and can even fit the vacuum cleaner in their now.
As far as your wife's makeup..........well, that's just a girl thing. You know she might need that ONE shade of lipstick someday to go with that ONE outfit!
As far as your wife's makeup..........well, that's just a girl thing. You know she might need that ONE shade of lipstick someday to go with that ONE outfit!
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I can understand the makeup thing but what's with the 15 kinds of lotions
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Originally posted by HOT BOAT:
<STRONG>I can understand the makeup thing but what's with the 15 kinds of lotions
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<STRONG>I can understand the makeup thing but what's with the 15 kinds of lotions
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legs
arms
face
hands
feet
thighs
bikini area
chest
butt
knees
lips..
I could only come up with 11 lotions women use
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Went shopping with the little lady today and she bought a makeup case that should have wheels on it, its so damn big
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