Your Favourite Answers to Stupid Questions
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At the Gas Pump:
Redneck: How much gas will that thing hold?
My Reply: It has a 150 gallon tank.
Redneck: Dang I bet them Arabs just Luv you.
So just how fast will that thing go?
My Reply: I have hade it doing 90 on the trailer before.
Redneck: Well, My brother has a 20 foot Ranger Bass Boat that will go that fast.
My Reply: Thats nice, but mine will do it with 8 people on board and in rough water.
Redneck: Well I got to get some bait, Maybe Ill hook up wit chew later.
My Reply: Yea, just make sure you brush your tooth, we got some pretty girls that will be joining us later.
Redneck: OK dude
Redneck: How much gas will that thing hold?
My Reply: It has a 150 gallon tank.
Redneck: Dang I bet them Arabs just Luv you.
So just how fast will that thing go?
My Reply: I have hade it doing 90 on the trailer before.
Redneck: Well, My brother has a 20 foot Ranger Bass Boat that will go that fast.
My Reply: Thats nice, but mine will do it with 8 people on board and in rough water.
Redneck: Well I got to get some bait, Maybe Ill hook up wit chew later.
My Reply: Yea, just make sure you brush your tooth, we got some pretty girls that will be joining us later.
Redneck: OK dude
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I have a friend who has a Carrera cat that will do over 100mph. On the dash in clear view of anyone sitting in the passenger seat is the following:
"Yes it's FAST and NO you can't drive!"
"Yes it's FAST and NO you can't drive!"
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"How fast does that thing go - like 40?" Being a girl with a boat, my favorite "You actually drive that boat by yourself?"
Then there was my Mom the first time she saw the Fountain "Are you sure that's yours? It's huge!" (She hasn't see a 38 or 42-footer up close before, so I guess a 29 looks big.)
Then there was my Mom the first time she saw the Fountain "Are you sure that's yours? It's huge!" (She hasn't see a 38 or 42-footer up close before, so I guess a 29 looks big.)