Joke deJour
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Joke deJour
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A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a
"peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's
peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor
home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest
prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor
home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have
won a motor home because we didn't have that as a
prize!"
The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a
motor home as she hands the ticket to the manager and
he reads...
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(You're going to love this!)
(You're going to love this!)
(You're going to love this!)
WIN A BAGEL
A blonde goes into a restaurant and notices there's a
"peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she's
peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor
home! I've won a motor home!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest
prize is a free lunch."
But the blonde keeps screaming, "I've won a motor
home! I've won a motor home!"
Finally the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't possibly have
won a motor home because we didn't have that as a
prize!"
The blonde says, "No it's not a mistake. I've won a
motor home as she hands the ticket to the manager and
he reads...
Scroll down= ...
Scroll down=
(You're going to love this!)
(You're going to love this!)
(You're going to love this!)
WIN A BAGEL