So I told a girl who was being a b*tch that she couldn't go on the boat... Pics.
09-04-2008, 03:18 PM
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09-04-2008, 09:05 PM
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haha man that sucks!!!
This reminds me of the Crazy Hot Girl Scale from the CBS sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother"
for those that know the show......
From you tube, incase you havent seen the show....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvkTd...eature=related
This reminds me of the Crazy Hot Girl Scale from the CBS sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother"
for those that know the show......
From you tube, incase you havent seen the show....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvkTd...eature=related
09-04-2008, 09:33 PM
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Strip !!!That is the best yet. A True story. When I first got married 25 years ago. My wife and I were screwing around one night. She had just gotten done doing her nails in bed. So I offered a body rub with baby oil. She loved them , so it was a rub down in the dark. I put the bottle down, and we were getting alittle crazy. So I reached over in the dark and grabbed the small bottle of baby oil and poured it on her pVssy. She screamed like I stabbed her with a 12" butcher knife. Jumped out of bed and started running around the house screaming. It turned out I grabbed the nail polish remover instead of the oil. I'll never make that mistake again. Ooops 
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Strip !!!That is the best yet. A True story. When I first got married 25 years ago. My wife and I were screwing around one night. She had just gotten done doing her nails in bed. So I offered a body rub with baby oil. She loved them , so it was a rub down in the dark. I put the bottle down, and we were getting alittle crazy. So I reached over in the dark and grabbed the small bottle of baby oil and poured it on her pVssy. She screamed like I stabbed her with a 12" butcher knife. Jumped out of bed and started running around the house screaming. It turned out I grabbed the nail polish remover instead of the oil. I'll never make that mistake again. Ooops
I dont mean to laugh at your wifes misfortune but thats hilarious.
09-04-2008, 10:59 PM
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X wife. LOL I didn't just pourit on it. I had it spread open. I think the neighbors thought I was killing her. I still laugh when I think about it. She doesn't think it was funny. LOL
09-04-2008, 11:05 PM
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this is what u do....... u make her think ur gunna make up with her, then when your banging her for the first time (make up sex) u do her doggie style, then all of a suddon u pull out and jam it in her azz, punch her in the mouth, make her clean ur car, and kick her the fck out.
09-05-2008, 10:37 AM
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Strip !!!That is the best yet. A True story. When I first got married 25 years ago. My wife and I were screwing around one night. She had just gotten done doing her nails in bed. So I offered a body rub with baby oil. She loved them , so it was a rub down in the dark. I put the bottle down, and we were getting alittle crazy. So I reached over in the dark and grabbed the small bottle of baby oil and poured it on her pVssy. She screamed like I stabbed her with a 12" butcher knife. Jumped out of bed and started running around the house screaming. It turned out I grabbed the nail polish remover instead of the oil. I'll never make that mistake again. Ooops
