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Old 09-05-2008, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Jerrycha Steele
Maybe just find a CUTE chick....

Great first post. Congratulations.
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by FX10
Strip !!!That is the best yet. A True story. When I first got married 25 years ago. My wife and I were screwing around one night. She had just gotten done doing her nails in bed. So I offered a body rub with baby oil. She loved them , so it was a rub down in the dark. I put the bottle down, and we were getting alittle crazy. So I reached over in the dark and grabbed the small bottle of baby oil and poured it on her pVssy. She screamed like I stabbed her with a 12" butcher knife. Jumped out of bed and started running around the house screaming. It turned out I grabbed the nail polish remover instead of the oil. I'll never make that mistake again. Ooops
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:31 PM
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Two words - Dirty Sanchez!

Now if you can get a video of that up on the UC section it will be a home run.
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