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A blonde's car breaks down on the Interstate one day.
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> > > So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
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> > > She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
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> > > Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk
> > > to the side of the vehicle where they stand facing
> > > oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and
> > > exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
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> > > Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history
> > > of this highway occurs.
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> > > It's not very long before a police car shows up.
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> > > The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the
> > > disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on
> > > here?"
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> > > My car broke down, says the lady, calmly.
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> > > "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?",
> > > asks the cop.
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> > > And she said...(scroll down)
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> > > "Those are my emergency flashers!"
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> > > So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
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> > > She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
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> > >
> > > Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk
> > > to the side of the vehicle where they stand facing
> > > oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and
> > > exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.
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> > > Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history
> > > of this highway occurs.
> > >
> > > It's not very long before a police car shows up.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the
> > > disabled vehicle yelling, "What the heck is going on
> > > here?"
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> > > My car broke down, says the lady, calmly.
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> > > "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?",
> > > asks the cop.
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> > > And she said...(scroll down)
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> > > "Those are my emergency flashers!"
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