Who has the best quote?
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"Your village called, they want their idiot back"
"Your proctololist called, they found your head"
"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill"
"If everyone in the world sat still for just ten minutes a day and contemplated life, imagine how serene and peaceful it would be until the looting started"
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten"
"Your proctololist called, they found your head"
"Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill"
"If everyone in the world sat still for just ten minutes a day and contemplated life, imagine how serene and peaceful it would be until the looting started"
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten"
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I don't care if the glass is half full or half empty, all I care about is who's buying the next round.
Every man wants to be a woman's first. Every woman wants to be a man's last.
Every man wants to be a woman's first. Every woman wants to be a man's last.