The TALL TALES and ADVENTURES of Chris Sunkin
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Damn, He must have tought the Paratroopers how to Para-Troop, And the Seals how to Seal, He must be one Badassmutherfuker (But from the pics I've seen of him he looks like a dough boy who can't hold his liquor) Ants don't bite him out of respect (or cause he taste like a bag o sh*t) your choice...
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Had I been a member then I would have literally knocked him out. SO full of sh#t, after reading that, I would have brought around some PJ friends to "assist" him with his work history.
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" getting knocked out of a helo and spending most of a year in a hospital."
This clown must have been one slick MF'er to fool everyone for so long. I'm sure glad he's gone and that I didn't spend a lot of time here during the Sunkin regime. I couldn't have handled his BS on every thread.
This clown must have been one slick MF'er to fool everyone for so long. I'm sure glad he's gone and that I didn't spend a lot of time here during the Sunkin regime. I couldn't have handled his BS on every thread.
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The most recent and probably Sunkin's greatest accolade is being historically documented as we speak.
These incredible & top secret facts are now being released by the Government. Chris Sunkin actually trained Seal Team Six for the assault on Bin Laden's compound. Not only did he train them but he participated in the attack! Flying the BlackHawk helicopter that entered & subsequently crashed in the compound (his Apache powerboat throttling experience is what saved all from injury). Chris, upon the impact immediately wrapped a ammo belt around his person & stormed the house. It was recorded by one of the team member's helmet cams Binny saying "Oh Allah, not Sunkin!" But, you know Chris....he fought his way up to Osama's position and shot him! He was award OBL's AK47 as a trophy for his heroic effort.
Watch the History channel, they are doing a special about it.
These incredible & top secret facts are now being released by the Government. Chris Sunkin actually trained Seal Team Six for the assault on Bin Laden's compound. Not only did he train them but he participated in the attack! Flying the BlackHawk helicopter that entered & subsequently crashed in the compound (his Apache powerboat throttling experience is what saved all from injury). Chris, upon the impact immediately wrapped a ammo belt around his person & stormed the house. It was recorded by one of the team member's helmet cams Binny saying "Oh Allah, not Sunkin!" But, you know Chris....he fought his way up to Osama's position and shot him! He was award OBL's AK47 as a trophy for his heroic effort.
Watch the History channel, they are doing a special about it.
Last edited by Comanche3Six; 06-16-2012 at 07:17 AM.
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Note to the Mods: Please make this a sticky. When I think my life is just totally fxxked up, I can turn to this thread and simply say--------no.
BTW Commanche3Six: That is some funny shet.
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" getting knocked out of a helo and spending most of a year in a hospital."
This clown must have been one slick MF'er to fool everyone for so long. I'm sure glad he's gone and that I didn't spend a lot of time here during the Sunkin regime. I couldn't have handled his BS on every thread.
This clown must have been one slick MF'er to fool everyone for so long. I'm sure glad he's gone and that I didn't spend a lot of time here during the Sunkin regime. I couldn't have handled his BS on every thread.
It seems to me he was patient.
He had tried the small-time stuff on dirt bike forums and maybe others, I don't really remember all the details now-- but, after seeing the ease in which people could be duped on line, I think when he saw all the money that floats around this game, he figured he would be able to take advantage of it at some point.
Then, he got a huge present. Steve sold the place and he was able to take advantage of a wave anti-corporate sentiment around here. That was key, because all of the folks that worked so hard in the beginning to make that place click would NEVER had been that gung-ho without the energy from the backlash. He didn't have to do squat- just sit back and let it happen.
It is galling to me that people can still support that site knowing that he is still the owner. And for me, personally, that his #1 errand boy over there, Paul Rose (ratical), has actively tried to discredit me in the boating community just within the last couple of months. Nice going, dude! People must be falling all over themselves to sign up over there to see your fuzzy, craptastic photos.
I still don't know what he hoped to accomplish, but, these days, after the news of Chris Sunkin's most recent lawsuit, everything about that place just feels kinda creepy.
Last edited by jayboat; 06-16-2012 at 11:13 PM.
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What you left out, is that he had the presence of mind to shoot him in the leg, and capture him alive. He then tortured him for information which has led to the killing of all of his major allies. It's a little known fact.
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Well, there goes National Security! Yes, it's true Binny is alive & posting under the name of Ratickle on SOS.
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Where's the post where Sunkin was bragging about the long list of boats that he owned (I think one was a Sea-Ray yacht) and he said "do you still want to compare the size of johnsons?" or something like that. That was a classic.
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It's there...............it's all there. LOL