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Old 01-09-2016, 09:43 PM
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Wow, what a flash back. Any news on what happened to "Too Old"?
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Old 01-09-2016, 10:53 PM
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I read a few lines of the court documents and it stated that Mr. Sunkin was representing himself.
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Old 01-09-2016, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Young Performance
I read a few lines of the court documents and it stated that Mr. Sunkin was representing himself.
Exactly.

(He is representing himself in the civil suit, I have no idea about pro se defenses in Ohio criminal cases).

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Old 01-10-2016, 07:37 AM
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Just got off the hotline with Chris. Seems they are detaining him in the County jail, he was getting all his war medals sewn on his orange jumpsuit and the warden came by to salute him, shake his hand and of course thank him for his heroic military service. Here's his explanation: As you probably are unaware CashBrain and I have formed a company called Security Paramount, it's primary is to test the in place security systems for cruise missile plants. We picked up a side job to test scanner security at Home Depot and this is where the incident occurred. A common business misunderstanding. President Obama is drafting my pardon as we speak, plus throwing in 5 GITMO detainees (including Osama Bin Fleecinem) for good measure. I will be giving a speech in Bowe Bergdahl's behalf later this month, be sure to watch it on HBO. Give OSO my best, and assure them I will locate the lost world powerboat champion Fiddle, he can't be far, maybe cell block 6? That's all for now.
Yours in rough seas
Chris

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Old 01-10-2016, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Young Performance
I read a few lines of the court documents and it stated that Mr. Sunkin was representing himself.
Sure hope the counselor tells the judge about all of the great charity work that the defendant has done for children's charities........he even wrote the check twice!
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Old 01-10-2016, 10:52 AM
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Hope someone is home to winterize the invisible swimming pool and all of the boats and to sharpen the hidden Normandy road spikes.
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Old 01-10-2016, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Young Performance
I read a few lines of the court documents and it stated that Mr. Sunkin was representing himself.
Shouldn't be tough for him. He's represented so much in the past.
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Old 01-10-2016, 05:00 PM
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CS sure is a busy pro se attorney
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Old 02-11-2016, 03:10 PM
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Nice Update. Check the link. Pled guilty... LMFAO
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The water boarding and sleep deprivation finally cracked him. He's a Commando! He went down fighting! Home Depot be not proud!

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