The TALL TALES and ADVENTURES of Chris Sunkin
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(He is representing himself in the civil suit, I have no idea about pro se defenses in Ohio criminal cases).
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Just got off the hotline with Chris. Seems they are detaining him in the County jail, he was getting all his war medals sewn on his orange jumpsuit and the warden came by to salute him, shake his hand and of course thank him for his heroic military service. Here's his explanation: As you probably are unaware CashBrain and I have formed a company called Security Paramount, it's primary is to test the in place security systems for cruise missile plants. We picked up a side job to test scanner security at Home Depot and this is where the incident occurred. A common business misunderstanding. President Obama is drafting my pardon as we speak, plus throwing in 5 GITMO detainees (including Osama Bin Fleecinem) for good measure. I will be giving a speech in Bowe Bergdahl's behalf later this month, be sure to watch it on HBO. Give OSO my best, and assure them I will locate the lost world powerboat champion Fiddle, he can't be far, maybe cell block 6? That's all for now.
Yours in rough seas
Chris
Yours in rough seas
Chris
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The water boarding and sleep deprivation finally cracked him. He's a Commando! He went down fighting! Home Depot be not proud!
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