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My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty
> training; and I was on him constantly. One day we
> stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between
> errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
> While enjoying my taco, I smelled something
> funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old
> daughter, and she was clean.
>
> Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in
> a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept
> thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and
> I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
> "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
> "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have
> because the smell was getting worse.
> Sooooo ... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have
> an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants,
> bent over, spread his cheeks, and yelled ... "SEE,
> MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!" While 20 people nearly choked
> to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants
> and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I
> was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a
> lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the
> best laugh they had ever had!
>
> Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as
> we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't
> worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all
> the time. I just never had the nerve to make the point
> like you did.
> training; and I was on him constantly. One day we
> stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between
> errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room.
> While enjoying my taco, I smelled something
> funny, so of course, I checked my seven-month-old
> daughter, and she was clean.
>
> Then I realized that Matt had not asked to go potty in
> a while, so I asked him and he said, "No." I kept
> thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident and
> I didn't have any clothes with me." Then I said,
> "Matt, are you sure you did not have an accident?"
> "No," he replied. I just knew that he must have
> because the smell was getting worse.
> Sooooo ... I asked one more time, "Matt, did you have
> an accident?" Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants,
> bent over, spread his cheeks, and yelled ... "SEE,
> MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!" While 20 people nearly choked
> to death on their tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants
> and sat down to eat his food as if nothing happened. I
> was mortified! Some kind elderly people made me feel a
> lot better, when they came over and thanked me for the
> best laugh they had ever had!
>
> Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking lot as
> we were leaving, bent over to my son and said, "Don't
> worry son, my wife accuses me of the same thing all
> the time. I just never had the nerve to make the point
> like you did.