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OT: TGIF Funny II (blondes)
Two blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.
"How'd you die? the first blonde asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze
to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," she answers. "You get the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off as if you're sleeping. How about you? How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," the first blonde says. "You see, I knew my
husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got
there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity. If you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
"How'd you die? the first blonde asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze
to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," she answers. "You get the
shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off as if you're sleeping. How about you? How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," the first blonde says. "You see, I knew my
husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got
there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity. If you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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