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There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
and called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
and called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.
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The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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There once was a technician named Lil.
That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.
They found her vagina,
in South Carolina,
and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!
That took a chance on a Nuclear Pill.
They found her vagina,
in South Carolina,
and her boobs in a tree in Brazil!
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There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
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There was a young girl from Cape Cod,
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
Who thought babies came only from God.
T'wasn't the Almighty
Who lifted her nightie.
T'was Roger the Lodger by god!
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In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
gently stroking his madam,
And great was his mirth
For on all of this earth
There were only two balls and he had 'em!
gently stroking his madam,
And great was his mirth
For on all of this earth
There were only two balls and he had 'em!
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There was a young lassie named Wainright
Who enjoyed the position that a dog might
Over her shoulder she found
When she looked around
A hole new meaning for hindsight!
Who enjoyed the position that a dog might
Over her shoulder she found
When she looked around
A hole new meaning for hindsight!
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