OT: Limericks Anyone?
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There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added some vermouth
And slipped his chick a martini!
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added some vermouth
And slipped his chick a martini!
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A businesslike harlot named Draper
once tried an unusual caper.
What made it so nice
was you got it half-price
if you brought in her ad from the paper.
once tried an unusual caper.
What made it so nice
was you got it half-price
if you brought in her ad from the paper.
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A newlywed bride, Mrs. Young
asked the doctor to fix her torn lung.
When asked how it ripped
she replied as she stripped,
"That man I married is hung".
asked the doctor to fix her torn lung.
When asked how it ripped
she replied as she stripped,
"That man I married is hung".
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dong was so long he could suck it.
He walked down the street,
Just a swinging his meat.
While he carried he's balls in a bucket.
Whose dong was so long he could suck it.
He walked down the street,
Just a swinging his meat.
While he carried he's balls in a bucket.
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There once was a man named MacGrueder
Who saw a nude and wooed her
She thought it was crude
To be wooed in the nude
But MacGrueder was shrewder and screwed her!
Who saw a nude and wooed her
She thought it was crude
To be wooed in the nude
But MacGrueder was shrewder and screwed her!
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Read this on the bathroom wall at a Pizza Place when I was a littel kid and never forgot it.
Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here to **** and stink.
But I come here to sit in the stall,
And read the bull**** on the wall.
Some people come here to sit and think,
Some people come here to **** and stink.
But I come here to sit in the stall,
And read the bull**** on the wall.
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From a crypt in the church of St. Giles,
Came a scream that resounded for miles!!
"My goodness gracious!" Said brother Ignatius.
"I forgot that your lordship has piles."
Came a scream that resounded for miles!!
"My goodness gracious!" Said brother Ignatius.
"I forgot that your lordship has piles."