OT: Limericks Anyone?
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A myopic tree surgeon named Lee
Trapped an agile young wench in a tree
Said she "Move your whopper, you careless limb lopper,
"That's a moss-covered knot-hole, NOT ME!"
Trapped an agile young wench in a tree
Said she "Move your whopper, you careless limb lopper,
"That's a moss-covered knot-hole, NOT ME!"
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A Flea and a Fly in a flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do
Said the Fly let us flee
Let us fly said the Flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
Were imprisoned so what could they do
Said the Fly let us flee
Let us fly said the Flea
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
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There was a young plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee
She said stop plumbing
I think someone's coming
Said the Plumber still plumbing "it's me"!
Who was plumbing his girl with great glee
She said stop plumbing
I think someone's coming
Said the Plumber still plumbing "it's me"!
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Hickory Dickory Dock.
This ***** was sucking my C**k
The clock struck 2
I blew my goo
Dropped the ***** on the next block.
Georgy Porgy Puddin and Pie
Jerked off in his girlfriends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgy F**ked that one eyed slut
Jack and Jill went up the hill with $1.25 each
Jill came down with $2.50.
This ***** was sucking my C**k
The clock struck 2
I blew my goo
Dropped the ***** on the next block.
Georgy Porgy Puddin and Pie
Jerked off in his girlfriends eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgy F**ked that one eyed slut
Jack and Jill went up the hill with $1.25 each
Jill came down with $2.50.