OT: Limericks Anyone?
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OT: Limericks Anyone?
I'm sure most of us have heard a few good limericks in our days, so let's hear them. Be mindful that this a PG-13 rated board, so use your best judgement when writing about that fortunate man from Nantucket.
I'll start out with this one. Not quite sure it's a limerick, but I remember my older brothers teaching me this one many years ago.
One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords, and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot these two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blindman, HE SAW IT TOO!!!
I'll start out with this one. Not quite sure it's a limerick, but I remember my older brothers teaching me this one many years ago.
One bright day, in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords, and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and shot these two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blindman, HE SAW IT TOO!!!
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There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un.
He said, "Oh my love,
It fits like a glove."
Said she, "But you're not in the right 'un."
Who thought he'd at last found a tight 'un.
He said, "Oh my love,
It fits like a glove."
Said she, "But you're not in the right 'un."
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A winded young lass named Voghill,
Sat down to rest on a molehill.
The resident mole,
Stuck his nose in her hole.
Miss Voghill's okay, but the moles's ill.
Sat down to rest on a molehill.
The resident mole,
Stuck his nose in her hole.
Miss Voghill's okay, but the moles's ill.
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I read this on the bathroom wall @ Toledo Beach Marina when I was like 8 and have never forgot it:
When i was young I had no sence,
I stuck my tounge on an electic fence,
it curled my hair and tingled my balls
made me **** my overalls
yea I know but I was 8
When i was young I had no sence,
I stuck my tounge on an electic fence,
it curled my hair and tingled my balls
made me **** my overalls
yea I know but I was 8
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There was once a man from Nantucket Whom had a d#$% so long he could suck it as he wiped off his chin with a dirty grin che said if my ear were a ^@#$ I'd f%#& it