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Old 03-19-2013, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted by seafordguy
Boat is way more high maintenance. Wife is about as great as they could come.
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and thats why I married her.
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by drpete3
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and thats why I married her.
X3, especially right now as I try to get this thing together.....the boat that is.
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:31 PM
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[QUOTE=Cash Bar;3888332]7 years without a boat and I've spent several times a Skater cost on a slew of bad attitudes with great racks.



Holy $hit that is the best line ever!!!!!!
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:41 PM
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If you ask my wife I'm the high maintenance one. I spend the money before she can. 2 boats, 4 cars a motorcycle and now flying lessons. Oh yeah you know the plane is next. Just have to wait for the right time as to stay married.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:39 PM
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The boat will generally be far cheaper to get rid of if you have to. Not only that, if you need to, you can leave the boat in the backyard or the driveway until you're good and ready to deal with it. With a wife, there's generally problems doing that, it's loud, neighbors complain, all of that. A good survey is always worth the extra money, because you never know where she's been, how many hours are really on the engine. A quick trial may never reveal exactly how obnoxious and loud it may be.
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Old 03-19-2013, 02:45 PM
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this is great!
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Old 03-19-2013, 03:01 PM
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Whats the point of marrying some high maintenance hoe, thats what you hit and run before you meet your wife.

My wife is awesome, among many other things if she isn`t helping shes coming in the garage asking to see if I need a hand every half hour and bringing me food and drinks..
At the launch
I watch some just go and sit in the boat while the husband scrambles to launch/retrieve.. mine does all that stuff including going to the parking lot to get the truck and backing it up so all I have to do is float the boat on the trailer as she gets the winch.
Erica makes owning a boat easier for me. and she poses with my props what else can I ask for
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:53 PM
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I spend way way way too much time maintaining high performance toys. Wife is ZERO maintenance.
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Old 03-19-2013, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by VtSteve
The boat will generally be far cheaper to get rid of if you have to. Not only that, if you need to, you can leave the boat in the backyard or the driveway until you're good and ready to deal with it. With a wife, there's generally problems doing that, it's loud, neighbors complain, all of that. A good survey is always worth the extra money, because you never know where she's been, how many hours are really on the engine. A quick trial may never reveal exactly how obnoxious and loud it may be.
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Old 03-19-2013, 06:32 PM
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I think in the long run the boat is cheaper,
read the caption for this used car ad
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