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Old 05-29-2013, 03:59 PM
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I will add to that TRL,

1.Toyotas don't break

2.a 37AT is Larger than a 42 Fountain

3. I too would bang the fat chick AND take her out for a steak dinner after

4. Blow and paying strippers for sex is illegal, but cheaper than towing over your GCVW if you get caught, and way more fun.

5. TRL505 is clearly lying about his 12k lb F450 empty weight
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Old 05-29-2013, 04:33 PM
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1. Last night I brought my groceries home in two trips because I was was worried I was over my gvwr and did not want to be sued in the event of an accident

2. If you guys are gonna bang the fat chic you may want to consider an AT, you will never get her in the cabin of a fountain.

3. The 37 AT is just a splash of a hustler 50 super yacht, without the platform

4. 80 mph is a ridiculously fast speed when you are making microwave popcorn in the cabin

5. Mild thunder may have a mullet

6. A Toyota did break once, but chuck Norris was driving it, so it was not documented

7. Sidewayz is clearly an undercover DOT officer posing as a biased AT owner. No one has that kind of towing capacity date at their fingertips
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Old 05-29-2013, 04:42 PM
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Definitely no mullet here! Although my 1990 boat, a mullet, and some oakleys would be suitable... I was only in 6th grade when my boat was built!!
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Old 05-29-2013, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER
Definitely no mullet here! Although my 1990 boat, a mullet, and some oakleys would be suitable... I was only in 6th grade when my boat was built!!
Wow, I had you pegged at 70 years old because of your engine knowledge I was in 11th grade when ur boat was built, and I may or may not have had a mullet
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Old 05-29-2013, 05:13 PM
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Im just a Fountain Cheerleader. Fat chicks are cool, and flip flop rafts are not gay. I cant break 100, or make popcorn in my cabin. FML.
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Old 05-29-2013, 05:31 PM
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I always heard fat chicks were like mopeds, they are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you doing it.
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I just got back from the Toyota dealer...what did I miss?
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Old 05-29-2013, 05:43 PM
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" If you guys are gonna bang the fat chic you may want to consider an AT, you will never get her in the cabin of a fountain."

she may fit if you lube her up with gear lube
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Old 05-29-2013, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by sommerfliesby

Dan...your personal vendetta against AT is probably best kept to yourself if you want a ride this summer.
OH NO my summer is now ruined now that I can`t get a ride on such an awesome boat!!! Whats am I going to DO!?!
Kiss my A$$ muther*&%@$ and take that AT and shove it up yours!
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on man reading the last page I must have missed the group hug... ooops.. not for me still steaming about Christ and his Deciples

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Old 05-29-2013, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER
Definitely no mullet here! Although my 1990 boat, a mullet, and some oakleys would be suitable... I was only in 6th grade when my boat was built!!
Ok now you guys are making me feel old.
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