Cig tg 38 vs Fountain lightning 35/38
10-04-2013, 07:12 PM
#351
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The thing is... Travis won't give me a ride in WL because I associate with you. Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?
So get that d*mn Fountain together so we can cut up some of that big Tablerock water. I'll be down there next summer for a sneak peek at the filming of On Golden Pond II. The sequel has a cranky old Reggie with an Excalibur docked out back. Can't wait!
10-04-2013, 07:14 PM
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This Fountain VS Cigarette debate has been going on for decades. Its really simple how it all started.
MANY many years ago, before all the Cigarette owners crammed 1200HP a side in their boats trying to break 80mph, they all had 454's with TRS drives, and their dicks spurted everytime their boat crested the 55mph mark. They had the best of the best. They paid the most, so it had to be the best.
Then, around the time Madonna was on the top of the Charts, and everyone on earth wanted to suck off Don Johnson, a Former Raceboat driver who Shall go unnamed, started putting pleasure boats on the market. What? This cant be? WHO is this guy? And why are his boats popping up all over?
So many times, Mr. Swinging Dick and his Cigarette with his #1 decals, #1 shirt, #1 hat, , was out trying to get a handie from a chick he just picked up at the local jazz club. Running his boat labeled #1, some dude comes blowing past him off the coast, in a boat with "12 METER" written down the side. How can that be he thought? That guy must have some gigantic engines in it? Later that evening, he pulls back into the jazz club dock, wanking his own flute, and see's this "12 METER" boat. Only to find out, this 12 meter has quite a bit less power than his #1, and he paid quite a bit less for it!
Well, needless to say, it was a bad night for this guy. Not only did he end up giving himself a Handie because his chic ran off with the Fountain owner, but now the boat he just overpaid for, believing all that #1 World Champion malarkey, just wasn't number 1 in town any longer. After taking his frustrations out on the Mexican Bus Boy in the lavatory stall, he just had to tell the world a few things. Like, "those Fountain boats are built like ****. Those Fountain boats ride like a 18FT Sea Nymph. Those Fountain boats are pieces of Junk. ".
And here we are, 30 years later, and the same guys are still wanking their own flutes, drinking the #1 Kool Aid. Check the date on that #1 World Champion logo on the side of your boat, because its EXPIRED mother fuker.
MANY many years ago, before all the Cigarette owners crammed 1200HP a side in their boats trying to break 80mph, they all had 454's with TRS drives, and their dicks spurted everytime their boat crested the 55mph mark. They had the best of the best. They paid the most, so it had to be the best.
Then, around the time Madonna was on the top of the Charts, and everyone on earth wanted to suck off Don Johnson, a Former Raceboat driver who Shall go unnamed, started putting pleasure boats on the market. What? This cant be? WHO is this guy? And why are his boats popping up all over?
So many times, Mr. Swinging Dick and his Cigarette with his #1 decals, #1 shirt, #1 hat, , was out trying to get a handie from a chick he just picked up at the local jazz club. Running his boat labeled #1, some dude comes blowing past him off the coast, in a boat with "12 METER" written down the side. How can that be he thought? That guy must have some gigantic engines in it? Later that evening, he pulls back into the jazz club dock, wanking his own flute, and see's this "12 METER" boat. Only to find out, this 12 meter has quite a bit less power than his #1, and he paid quite a bit less for it!
Well, needless to say, it was a bad night for this guy. Not only did he end up giving himself a Handie because his chic ran off with the Fountain owner, but now the boat he just overpaid for, believing all that #1 World Champion malarkey, just wasn't number 1 in town any longer. After taking his frustrations out on the Mexican Bus Boy in the lavatory stall, he just had to tell the world a few things. Like, "those Fountain boats are built like ****. Those Fountain boats ride like a 18FT Sea Nymph. Those Fountain boats are pieces of Junk. ".
And here we are, 30 years later, and the same guys are still wanking their own flutes, drinking the #1 Kool Aid. Check the date on that #1 World Champion logo on the side of your boat, because its EXPIRED mother fuker.
10-04-2013, 07:25 PM
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Just when you think it's starting to get slow around here.... Boom! That should get this going again!
10-04-2013, 07:55 PM
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This Fountain VS Cigarette debate has been going on for decades. Its really simple how it all started.
MANY many years ago, before all the Cigarette owners crammed 1200HP a side in their boats trying to break 80mph, they all had 454's with TRS drives, and their dicks spurted everytime their boat crested the 55mph mark. They had the best of the best. They paid the most, so it had to be the best.
Then, around the time Madonna was on the top of the Charts, and everyone on earth wanted to suck off Don Johnson, a Former Raceboat driver who Shall go unnamed, started putting pleasure boats on the market. What? This cant be? WHO is this guy? And why are his boats popping up all over?
So many times, Mr. Swinging Dick and his Cigarette with his #1 decals, #1 shirt, #1 hat, , was out trying to get a handie from a chick he just picked up at the local jazz club. Running his boat labeled #1, some dude comes blowing past him off the coast, in a boat with "12 METER" written down the side. How can that be he thought? That guy must have some gigantic engines in it? Later that evening, he pulls back into the jazz club dock, wanking his own flute, and see's this "12 METER" boat. Only to find out, this 12 meter has quite a bit less power than his #1, and he paid quite a bit less for it!
Well, needless to say, it was a bad night for this guy. Not only did he end up giving himself a Handie because his chic ran off with the Fountain owner, but now the boat he just overpaid for, believing all that #1 World Champion malarkey, just wasn't number 1 in town any longer. After taking his frustrations out on the Mexican Bus Boy in the lavatory stall, he just had to tell the world a few things. Like, "those Fountain boats are built like ****. Those Fountain boats ride like a 18FT Sea Nymph. Those Fountain boats are pieces of Junk. ".
And here we are, 30 years later, and the same guys are still wanking their own flutes, drinking the #1 Kool Aid. Check the date on that #1 World Champion logo on the side of your boat, because its EXPIRED mother fuker.
MANY many years ago, before all the Cigarette owners crammed 1200HP a side in their boats trying to break 80mph, they all had 454's with TRS drives, and their dicks spurted everytime their boat crested the 55mph mark. They had the best of the best. They paid the most, so it had to be the best.
Then, around the time Madonna was on the top of the Charts, and everyone on earth wanted to suck off Don Johnson, a Former Raceboat driver who Shall go unnamed, started putting pleasure boats on the market. What? This cant be? WHO is this guy? And why are his boats popping up all over?
So many times, Mr. Swinging Dick and his Cigarette with his #1 decals, #1 shirt, #1 hat, , was out trying to get a handie from a chick he just picked up at the local jazz club. Running his boat labeled #1, some dude comes blowing past him off the coast, in a boat with "12 METER" written down the side. How can that be he thought? That guy must have some gigantic engines in it? Later that evening, he pulls back into the jazz club dock, wanking his own flute, and see's this "12 METER" boat. Only to find out, this 12 meter has quite a bit less power than his #1, and he paid quite a bit less for it!
Well, needless to say, it was a bad night for this guy. Not only did he end up giving himself a Handie because his chic ran off with the Fountain owner, but now the boat he just overpaid for, believing all that #1 World Champion malarkey, just wasn't number 1 in town any longer. After taking his frustrations out on the Mexican Bus Boy in the lavatory stall, he just had to tell the world a few things. Like, "those Fountain boats are built like ****. Those Fountain boats ride like a 18FT Sea Nymph. Those Fountain boats are pieces of Junk. ".
And here we are, 30 years later, and the same guys are still wanking their own flutes, drinking the #1 Kool Aid. Check the date on that #1 World Champion logo on the side of your boat, because its EXPIRED mother fuker.
10-04-2013, 08:01 PM
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Think of how many Poor TRS drives got blown over this debate. Fukin Mel Riggs built an empire off those old cigarettes blowing TRS drives trying to keep up with the Fountains. Not too mention, look at all that wasted teak oil!
If only they spent a little more time on hull technology, rather than carving out teak tree's and trimming their mustache's, they might have been a little more competitive in the racing circuit after the disco era took a $hit.
While Reggie was working on hull designs and how to improve his models for his potential customers, investing money in racing them, the Cigarette Racing Team guys were out getting sucked off in the back rooms of Cuban nightclubs, smoking hand rolled cigars laughing all the way to the bank about how they just sold some wannabe Miami Vice Nerd a boat that can't break 59mph for 250k. But hey, we gave you a microwave, a couple phony bulkheads (for that raceboat feel), and added about an extra thousand pounds of resin in places you don't need it. Don't worry about the wavy unfinished hull sides, we do that for a reason. Oh, and you're now a official member of the #1 Team. Here's a fukin hat kid, go tear it up.
If only they spent a little more time on hull technology, rather than carving out teak tree's and trimming their mustache's, they might have been a little more competitive in the racing circuit after the disco era took a $hit.
While Reggie was working on hull designs and how to improve his models for his potential customers, investing money in racing them, the Cigarette Racing Team guys were out getting sucked off in the back rooms of Cuban nightclubs, smoking hand rolled cigars laughing all the way to the bank about how they just sold some wannabe Miami Vice Nerd a boat that can't break 59mph for 250k. But hey, we gave you a microwave, a couple phony bulkheads (for that raceboat feel), and added about an extra thousand pounds of resin in places you don't need it. Don't worry about the wavy unfinished hull sides, we do that for a reason. Oh, and you're now a official member of the #1 Team. Here's a fukin hat kid, go tear it up.
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10-04-2013, 08:18 PM
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10-04-2013, 08:27 PM
#360
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Think of how many Poor TRS drives got blown over this debate. Fukin Mel Riggs built an empire off those old cigarettes blowing TRS drives trying to keep up with the Fountains. Not too mention, look at all that wasted teak oil!
If only they spent a little more time on hull technology, rather than carving out teak tree's and trimming their mustache's, they might have been a little more competitive in the racing circuit after the disco era took a $hit.
While Reggie was working on hull designs and how to improve his models for his potential customers, investing money in racing them, the Cigarette Racing Team guys were out getting sucked off in the back rooms of Cuban nightclubs, smoking hand rolled cigars laughing all the way to the bank about how they just sold some wannabe Miami Vice Nerd a boat that can't break 59mph for 250k. But hey, we gave you a microwave, a couple phony bulkheads (for that raceboat feel), and added about an extra thousand pounds of resin in places you don't need it. Don't worry about the wavy unfinished hull sides, we do that for a reason. Oh, and you're now a official member of the #1 Team. Here's a fukin hat kid, go tear it up.
If only they spent a little more time on hull technology, rather than carving out teak tree's and trimming their mustache's, they might have been a little more competitive in the racing circuit after the disco era took a $hit.
While Reggie was working on hull designs and how to improve his models for his potential customers, investing money in racing them, the Cigarette Racing Team guys were out getting sucked off in the back rooms of Cuban nightclubs, smoking hand rolled cigars laughing all the way to the bank about how they just sold some wannabe Miami Vice Nerd a boat that can't break 59mph for 250k. But hey, we gave you a microwave, a couple phony bulkheads (for that raceboat feel), and added about an extra thousand pounds of resin in places you don't need it. Don't worry about the wavy unfinished hull sides, we do that for a reason. Oh, and you're now a official member of the #1 Team. Here's a fukin hat kid, go tear it up.
