Originally Posted by Full Force

Cig still rides better... haha

Originally Posted by MILD THUNDER

This Fountain VS Cigarette debate has been going on for decades. Its really simple how it all started.

MANY many years ago, before all the Cigarette owners crammed 1200HP a side in their boats trying to break 80mph, they all had 454's with TRS drives, and their dicks spurted everytime their boat crested the 55mph mark. They had the best of the best. They paid the most, so it had to be the best.

Then, around the time Madonna was on the top of the Charts, and everyone on earth wanted to suck off Don Johnson, a Former Raceboat driver who Shall go unnamed, started putting pleasure boats on the market. What? This cant be? WHO is this guy? And why are his boats popping up all over?

So many times, Mr. Swinging Dick and his Cigarette with his #1 decals, #1 shirt, #1 hat, , was out trying to get a handie from a chick he just picked up at the local jazz club. Running his boat labeled #1, some dude comes blowing past him off the coast, in a boat with "12 METER" written down the side. How can that be he thought? That guy must have some gigantic engines in it? Later that evening, he pulls back into the jazz club dock, wanking his own flute, and see's this "12 METER" boat. Only to find out, this 12 meter has quite a bit less power than his #1, and he paid quite a bit less for it!

Well, needless to say, it was a bad night for this guy. Not only did he end up giving himself a Handie because his chic ran off with the Fountain owner, but now the boat he just overpaid for, believing all that #1 World Champion malarkey, just wasn't number 1 in town any longer. After taking his frustrations out on the Mexican Bus Boy in the lavatory stall, he just had to tell the world a few things. Like, "those Fountain boats are built like ****. Those Fountain boats ride like a 18FT Sea Nymph. Those Fountain boats are pieces of Junk. ".

And here we are, 30 years later, and the same guys are still wanking their own flutes, drinking the #1 Kool Aid. Check the date on that #1 World Champion logo on the side of your boat, because its EXPIRED mother fuker.

Originally Posted by littlereggie 572

But it rides beter....bla blaa blaa a...




Corvette ride like $hit!
Been in a viper that was even worse...
Won't e even go, with the whole motorcycle thing
Harley vs goldwing ha ha
C'mon man can't you Guy with the "cancer" boats come up with something better?

I still like the fact that reggie took a big A$$ V-hull, what like 177mph!
That is bad A$$ .... In my opinion!!! lol, & you know the saying "opinions are like *******s everyone has 1"

IF this thread is going to go ALL WINTER, all of us better grow some thicker skin, so no feeling get hurt

Originally Posted by littlereggie 572

I love beer thanks bro
Miller light please

Originally Posted by 1000 islander

Now that there is funny! I have a buddy with a non step 38 TG with big power in it that wouldn't run 65 mph on the trailer behind his truck, but when he's in the bar talking smack to the 21 year old skanks it goes 100. Funny as hell to listen to him. Waited all summer to run up on him and shut my center motor off just to make it more even but I don't think he ever left the dock.

Originally Posted by boatnt

Now this came from one of the Cig reps down at the Miami boat show a couple of years back,,
"trying to get a old 35 and 38 straight bottom Cig to go fast is like pulling it on its trailer with flat tires"