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Old 12-26-2013, 11:41 AM
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I'd never let someone put their hands on my boat like he's doing to my wife!
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 36Tango
For when you see somebody running and they neglected to bring in the fenders..."must be a rental boat"

From the days of way back here on OSO, we call that a "Poodle".

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/g...ng-poodle.html
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:48 AM
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Taking the powerboat out in the Atlantic Ocean for the first time.
"Wow, it looked so big at the dealership."
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:51 AM
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Don Arno built these.
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"They went around us like we were tied to the dock."
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Old 12-26-2013, 11:59 AM
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No racing on the Poker Run
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Baja? It's got Cigarette Racing Team stickers plastered all over it ?!
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Old 12-26-2013, 12:41 PM
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Here, take this rib I pulled out of my Apache and build you a real Powerboat.
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Landing on top of the next wave during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on top of the next wave at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel real comfortable.
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Lady, you want me to answer you if this old Apache is safe? Just how in the world do you think it got to be this old?
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