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Old 12-26-2013, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Sydwayz
I got the boat before I got a wife, because I knew it wouldn't happen the other way around.


Now thats funny!

My fav "O is that one of those cigar boats"
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:10 PM
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I'd rather be boating!
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:11 PM
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Back seat passenger #1- >>>"Nothing quite like a good spray of beer in your face at 120 MPH!"
Back seat passenger # 2-3-4 >>>"What she say"?
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:23 PM
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Owner just bought his first boat, A brand new 338 2014 Skater. Sitting in the cockpit thinking to himself.
Now I know what a dog feels like watching TV.

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Old 12-26-2013, 01:39 PM
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I have a plaque on the trailer that says, "This boat runs on gas, not thanks". Sis got it for me for x-mas.
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Old 12-26-2013, 01:55 PM
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Wonder why that sailboat captain is shaken his fist at us? LOL!
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"No Wake!"
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Old 12-26-2013, 03:24 PM
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"Sure, I would love to go for a ride, your not going to go fast, are you?"

Noooooo, of course not, I bought a boat with 1700HP for it's cruising comfort and low speed trolling ability...
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"Boy, the life. A nice dinner, anchored in a secluded little cove, nothin around to bother us, no people, no land, hey Fred....where did the land go?-

Cpt. Barney Rubble.
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"A boat is like a woman...............the rigging costs more than the hull !"
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