thisistank

http://memphis.craigslist.org/boa/4989270518.html

I'm ROOOOOOOOLLIN!!!


Before we lose this gem to those without a sense of humor on craigslist.

1984 Kawasaki X2 with a 18 horse outboard johnson. Sumbeech will fly. Nicknamed the honey hauler for a good reason. Float up to the beach on this bad boy and the hoes will flock. Happens to me every year. Every summer it's the same old thing, give me a ride they say.. "I'll take my bikini top off" they say, but it doesn't end there. Will this 1984 saki powered by a 18hp two stroke johnson you'll feel like breaking bad mixing the oil and gasoline. Plus that extra seat and power means you can load this baby up with all the biggest beach whales without lag... (Trust me, I know.)

This wave slammer hauls!! If the girl doesn't take her top off, that's okay 'cause the wind will blow it off for sure. 40 year old virgin? Girlfriend of wife cut you off at home? No problem. This is the ship for you, mate. Built in 1984 the engineers had poon magnet clearly spec'd on the buildsheet. This ain't no fishin' boat but it's been hauling pink-snapper for years. This is a bachelors dream right here and you wont find a better price for this mini-yacht - one easy (reduced) payment of $350. I hate to see her go but it's time to let some other guy take this gem down to tuna town.
This boat will make her wet guys... My loss is your gain.

2014 'drill-kota' included - hand crafted by yours truly. (Made in America)

Call/Text Willy - 731695 thirtyfour ninetyseven
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

jtbooten

Somewhere in this post there is a boat advertised and the lingo of the ad sounds a lot like this! Someone will know where it is...

SB

There are actully a bunch that have been posted in Craigslist with the same ad copy. Must be a 'generator' of sorts.

Here's 3 different boats with same lingo:

1980 Taylor: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/boa/4935730710.html

06 Larson Senza: http://www.caboats.com/used-boats/9272.htm

96 Lund: http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston...uy-this-right/

jtbooten

I'm going to find that "generator" if I ever sell my boat haha.

thisistank

I've seen various variations of it but they're all a little different. Same gist though and they get me busting up every time.

TexasVines

http://lacrosse.craigslist.org/boa/4929169612.html

this is how the pics were angled in the ad......the boat is obviously complete crap even with a new engine (why), but why would you even bother to place an ad for such crap if you were not going to at least try and take decent photos (of total crap) and have them at the proper angle

I mean really it is not like anyone with $5,000 burning a hole in their pocket is going to miss that this boat completely and totally sucks, but if there is a fool that wants to buy it more than likely it will be because they were at least able to see decent pics of it so they know how bad it really is before they do their grand restoration

TexasVines

http://jerseyshore.craigslist.org/boa/4982894260.html

maybe I do not get this one because I am not Asian???

no that can't be it the Asians I have met are smart...

Jupiter Sunsation

From the ad:
starts up great and sails amazing.......

Someone needs to call and ask why it only has one headlight!

TooLateVTEC

Not CL, but heres some ebay gold.....EH

http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Fountain-29-F...efaultDomain_2

Fountain 29 Fever Twin 1300 Hp
$75,000.00

This is the real thing when it comes to High Performance boating.

The engines are brand new in 2012, and, I have been too busy to use the boat, putting on 5 hours only.

Engines alone are worth most of the listed asking price.

Minty High Performance Boat.

Available also to highest bidder is the best military grade boat lift that money can buy; Sunstream 10,000 lb with full Hover Cover. Purchase New for $32,000

Have original purchase receipt for the boat $175,000.00 , also all legal and title documents.

Boatally Insane

Not C/L either but have to share....


VELOCITY POWERBOAT 99 DRX 260 26
http://www.powerboatlistings.com/view/18481

107 with 513hp Damn.. Those Velocitys are efficient.
Engine looks to be in GREAT shape..