Griff

One bite of you and they'd never want another human

Quinlan

Funerals are the biggest Scam there is- Totally for the living and the funeral homes take advantage of that. Burn me up and dump me out- Done! Enjoy it while you can because then its Over.

waycool marine

either way is ok by me as long as im in the water also sounds like a good way to clean out the prisons anybody who will not see freedom lets go for a boat ride !!! save millions!!!

370ss500efi

Get cremated, have your ashes put in a 12" mortar firework, have a big party instead of funeral end with fireworks show and finale you blow up!!! Thats my plan

SB

I believed it's more about the loved one's (if you have any) than anything.

2 best funerals I've been to, was putting their ashes in a spot they truly loved. Made for nice ceremonies (thank goodness weather was good for both) and made you feel happy for the deceased that they 'lay' where they felt at peace with this earth.

Really puts a good end to their lives in the mind of those attending.

c_deezy

This was always my idea.

Or load my ashes up in a bunch of 12 gauge shells and fire away..

Quinlan

or as Willie said- " Roll me up and Smoke me when I Die"

tommymonza

Put you in a old offshore boat with the throttles pegged and some TNT and A detonator and head you out into the sunset. The best of both worlds and than the sharks don't have to choke on the big parts.

Personally I want to be froze into a life size riffling shell and than shot out of a cannon into the sunset, maybe with some TNT and an altitude detonator just for some glamorization .

iliveonanisland

Lol

Keytime

Johnny Depp did something similar for Hunter S. Thompson.