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More hump day humor
Let's see if this beats Ragtop409 and Iggy..........
MOTHER NATURE STRIKES BACK!
Toward the end of the golf course, Eddie somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden-POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?
Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
Then POOF! She was gone.
After Eddie got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the *****willows."
Eddie yells back, "DON'T SWING FRED!!! For Gods sake, DON'T SWING!!"
MOTHER NATURE STRIKES BACK!
Toward the end of the golf course, Eddie somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden-POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?
Just for that, you won't have any butter for your popcorn the rest of your life; better still; you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you won't have any butter for anything the rest of your life!"
Then POOF! She was gone.
After Eddie got a hold of himself, he hollered for his friend, Fred.
Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back, "I'm over here, in the *****willows."
Eddie yells back, "DON'T SWING FRED!!! For Gods sake, DON'T SWING!!"
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Originally posted by CJC
I Kneel in praise to Risk Taker before I go to bed!
I Kneel in praise to Risk Taker before I go to bed!
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Originally posted by Risk Taker
Now, now....no need for that. Just knowing that I make someone's day a little brighter is enough praise for me.......
Now, now....no need for that. Just knowing that I make someone's day a little brighter is enough praise for me.......
As a FNG to the board, I don't want to slam anybody.
Your humor is greatly appreciated!