O.T.-Why aren't you married?
#1
Registered
Thread Starter
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Beloit, Wi.
Posts: 961
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
O.T.-Why aren't you married?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
It gives my mother something to live for.
My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"
You haven't asked yet.
I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Because I just love hearing this question.
Just lucky, I guess.
It gives my mother something to live for.
My fiancée is awaiting his/her parole.
I'm still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
I'm waiting until I get to be your age.
It didn't seem worth a blood test.
I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
My co-op board doesn't allow spouses.
I'd have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
I wouldn't want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
I guess it just goes to prove that you can't trust those voodoo doll rituals.
What? And lose all the money I've invested in running personal ads?
I don't want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Why aren't you thin?
I'm married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
(Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
#7
Charter Member
Charter Member
True story. Just prior to the purchase of my third Cigarette, my ex-fiancee' Vicki and I were at her families party at their house on a canal. A 35 Cafe Racer rumbled by and I was all smiles. She commented on 'how intrusive' they were because of the noise. (she obviously did not share my love of Cigarette's) An argument ensued. Her cousin commented 'Well I guess there isn't another Cigarette in you future." My response, "No, I guess there is not a Vicki in my future". Vicki and I broke up that night.
There is a happy ending to this story though. Vicki has left the state and I am madly in love with the 38 Cigarette Top Gun I purchased.
Barry
There is a happy ending to this story though. Vicki has left the state and I am madly in love with the 38 Cigarette Top Gun I purchased.
Barry