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Ah, yes—Donald Trump’s Greatest Hits (Erie Edition)—the rally where the former president truly showed America what matters most. Because clearly, what every American is losing sleep over is how his crowd sizes are Biden’s fault. Forget inflation or healthcare, folks—Trump’s empty seats are the real national crisis. Maybe Biden personally showed up in Erie with a vacuum cleaner to suck the enthusiasm right out of the room. Makes sense, right?
And then, because no Trump rally is complete without a little casual election fraud fantasy, he reminded us that Atlanta, Detroit, and Philadelphia are, apparently, home to the sneakiest, most elaborate cheaters in human history. Which explains why he chose Erie—the final bastion of honest voters, I guess. Or maybe he’s just avoiding big cities because, well, they’re not exactly rolling out the red carpet for him these days.
But the real star of the night was his obsession with Kamala Harris. Not content with the usual “lock her up” chants (because they worked so well the first time, right?), he called her a communist—you know, because nothing screams “communist” like the first woman of color to become Vice President in the United States.
Then, in a bold policy proposal—because why not—Trump suggested there should be a “violent day” once a year, where cops can just beat people up. That’s right, folks, nothing says “law and order” like officially sanctioned chaos. It’s almost heartwarming to see him take literal violence and turn it into a festive event. Can’t wait for the Hallmark cards.
And of course, who could forget his comment about Kamala being “born mentally impaired”? Classic Trump—just the kind of uplifting, forward-thinking rhetoric America needs. Not to mention his in-depth scientific analysis of how Biden “became” mentally impaired. Maybe the CDC should get on that one.
But it’s not all serious stuff. Trump lightened the mood by showing off his talent for spelling lessons—calling Harris “L-Y-I-N apostrophe” Kamala. The man’s practically Webster’s Dictionary in human form.
And in case you were worried about the state of migrants in movies, fear not! Trump reassured us that migrants are so tough, Hollywood couldn’t even handle them. That’s right—those Marvel superheroes? Total wimps compared to the villains in Trump’s imagination.
But just when you thought it was over, Trump closed with a fashion critique: “Mr. Wall”—a guy dressed in a suit that looked like a border wall. Trump liked the suit, but also thought it was ugly, because why wouldn’t we expect this man to make contradictory statements even about clothing?
All in all, another enlightening, thought-provoking rally that really hits the core issues Americans care about—like crowd sizes, spelling insults, and the occasional call for state-sanctioned brutality.
Thank you, Donnie. We are all truly better for it.
#HarrisWalz24
Ah, yes—Donald Trump’s Greatest Hits (Erie Edition)—the rally where the former president truly showed America what matters most. Because clearly, what every American is losing sleep over is how his crowd sizes are Biden’s fault. Forget inflation or healthcare, folks—Trump’s empty seats are the real national crisis. Maybe Biden personally showed up in Erie with a vacuum cleaner to suck the enthusiasm right out of the room. Makes sense, right?
And then, because no Trump rally is complete without a little casual election fraud fantasy, he reminded us that Atlanta, Detroit, and Philadelphia are, apparently, home to the sneakiest, most elaborate cheaters in human history. Which explains why he chose Erie—the final bastion of honest voters, I guess. Or maybe he’s just avoiding big cities because, well, they’re not exactly rolling out the red carpet for him these days.
But the real star of the night was his obsession with Kamala Harris. Not content with the usual “lock her up” chants (because they worked so well the first time, right?), he called her a communist—you know, because nothing screams “communist” like the first woman of color to become Vice President in the United States.
Then, in a bold policy proposal—because why not—Trump suggested there should be a “violent day” once a year, where cops can just beat people up. That’s right, folks, nothing says “law and order” like officially sanctioned chaos. It’s almost heartwarming to see him take literal violence and turn it into a festive event. Can’t wait for the Hallmark cards.
And of course, who could forget his comment about Kamala being “born mentally impaired”? Classic Trump—just the kind of uplifting, forward-thinking rhetoric America needs. Not to mention his in-depth scientific analysis of how Biden “became” mentally impaired. Maybe the CDC should get on that one.
But it’s not all serious stuff. Trump lightened the mood by showing off his talent for spelling lessons—calling Harris “L-Y-I-N apostrophe” Kamala. The man’s practically Webster’s Dictionary in human form.
And in case you were worried about the state of migrants in movies, fear not! Trump reassured us that migrants are so tough, Hollywood couldn’t even handle them. That’s right—those Marvel superheroes? Total wimps compared to the villains in Trump’s imagination.
But just when you thought it was over, Trump closed with a fashion critique: “Mr. Wall”—a guy dressed in a suit that looked like a border wall. Trump liked the suit, but also thought it was ugly, because why wouldn’t we expect this man to make contradictory statements even about clothing?
All in all, another enlightening, thought-provoking rally that really hits the core issues Americans care about—like crowd sizes, spelling insults, and the occasional call for state-sanctioned brutality.
Thank you, Donnie. We are all truly better for it.
#HarrisWalz24
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Jaybot = You need some help buddy. Hope you find some soon. Life is too short.
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Just like your candidate of choice. You just spit out allot of words and even managed to put together some sentences, but nowhere did you give any reasons why anybody should vote for your candidate of choice. You are better than that! Please spell out in detail (without the use of memes or a copy/paste) what exactly Harris and Walls will do when it comes to the economy and national security. Just like many folks, your absolute hate of Trump is fogging your glasses to see what really makes sense. Instead of just spewing hate, start spelling out some compelling reasons to support your candidate of choice. I know you can do it if you concentrate.
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Just like your candidate of choice. You just spit out allot of words and even managed to put together some sentences, but nowhere did you give any reasons why anybody should vote for your candidate of choice. You are better than that! Please spell out in detail (without the use of memes or a copy/paste) what exactly Harris and Walls will do when it comes to the economy and national security. Just like many folks, your absolute hate of Trump is fogging your glasses to see what really makes sense. Instead of just spewing hate, start spelling out some compelling reasons to support your candidate of choice. I know you can do it if you concentrate.
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That’ll will never happen.
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Elon has a point but then again when the Democrats run out of money for all their great ideas the shift will be right back. Its been D/R for 250 years and its swung both ways (19 Rs/ 16 Ds). What bothers me is the Republicans didn't put any time into any other candidates! A bunch of 3rd string no names tried to run against the Trump machine and didn't have a chance. The Republicans deserve to lose again.
Trump is simply an old angry white guy at this point and getting more desperate as the election nears. Remember I voted for the guy twice!
Neither candidate is ideal for America............they are both bums
Trump is simply an old angry white guy at this point and getting more desperate as the election nears. Remember I voted for the guy twice!
Neither candidate is ideal for America............they are both bums
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