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another Monday joke....
A blonde guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the young female assistant for some "anal deodorant".
The young assistant tells the customer that they stock no such item, yet the customer says he purchased some just the prior week. Blushing, the assistant goes and gets the owner.
The pharmacy owner comes up to the customer and asks what he needs. "Some anal deodorant" replies the customer.
The owner says that they do not stock such an item, and the customer insists that they do, and that he purchased some just recently.
In despair, the owner tells the customer to look around and try and find what he is referring to. So the customer looks around for a while and finally picks up a stick of underarm deodorant and hands it to the owner.
"This is underarm deodorant. What makes you think it is anal deodorant?", he says to the customer.
The customer replies, " 'cause on the back here it says, push up bottom to use!"
The young assistant tells the customer that they stock no such item, yet the customer says he purchased some just the prior week. Blushing, the assistant goes and gets the owner.
The pharmacy owner comes up to the customer and asks what he needs. "Some anal deodorant" replies the customer.
The owner says that they do not stock such an item, and the customer insists that they do, and that he purchased some just recently.
In despair, the owner tells the customer to look around and try and find what he is referring to. So the customer looks around for a while and finally picks up a stick of underarm deodorant and hands it to the owner.
"This is underarm deodorant. What makes you think it is anal deodorant?", he says to the customer.
The customer replies, " 'cause on the back here it says, push up bottom to use!"
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