OT: French battle flag on e-Bay!
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Genuine WWII French battle flag up for auction on e-bay!
And just because it's always fun to pick on the French, here's a few good ones I saw over at www.francestinks.com![Big Grin](/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: No one knows, they've never tried.
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Q: Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
A: Germans like to march in the shade.
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"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
--Jay Leno
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
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Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French.
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One more from Jay...
"France and Germany still say they are still our allies. You know, the same way Bill and Hillary are husband and wife."
---Jay Leno
And just because it's always fun to pick on the French, here's a few good ones I saw over at www.francestinks.com
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Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: No one knows, they've never tried.
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Q: Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
A: Germans like to march in the shade.
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"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien
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"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
--Jay Leno
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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman
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Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French.
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One more from Jay...
"France and Germany still say they are still our allies. You know, the same way Bill and Hillary are husband and wife."
---Jay Leno
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Why does the French army have "rear view mirrors" in their tanks?
So they can watch the battle.
Cowards....................
So they can watch the battle.
Cowards....................
Last edited by DJD; 02-21-2003 at 09:43 PM.
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and in the words of the immortal Eric Cartman . . . . ."FRENCH PEOPLE PISS ME OFF" . . . .too funny
even more funny is the bidding is over $80.00 right now
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even more funny is the bidding is over $80.00 right now
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