Look what I learned today
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Look what I learned today
Last night of drivers ED, boy I learned a lot,
-Duct tape your doors shut for safety.
-the positive batt. current goes through the body of the car.
-if your hood comes up at 65, it will stay on the car, but you should pull over at the next rest stop because it could obstruct your vision.
-have a metal bladed ice scraper because plastic is too brittle and wont get the ice off your windshield.
-Only exotic cars have engine thermostats.
-you can go through all 4 of the west coast states on one tank of gas as long as your accelerator is stuck in the floored position.
-Duct tape your doors shut for safety.
-the positive batt. current goes through the body of the car.
-if your hood comes up at 65, it will stay on the car, but you should pull over at the next rest stop because it could obstruct your vision.
-have a metal bladed ice scraper because plastic is too brittle and wont get the ice off your windshield.
-Only exotic cars have engine thermostats.
-you can go through all 4 of the west coast states on one tank of gas as long as your accelerator is stuck in the floored position.
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Sounds like the only thing you are missing is
" We have a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's darkout and we are wearing sun glasses....... HIT IT"![Big Grin](/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
" We have a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's darkout and we are wearing sun glasses....... HIT IT"
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Hey man, I think were parked. Sir, can I see your Licence....Isn't on the bumper man. Whats your friends name......dude whats your name man.....oh his name is Ralph.
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Originally posted by MitchStellin
Hey man, I think were parked. Sir, can I see your Licence....Isn't on the bumper man. Whats your friends name......dude whats your name man.....oh his name is Ralph.
Hey man, I think were parked. Sir, can I see your Licence....Isn't on the bumper man. Whats your friends name......dude whats your name man.....oh his name is Ralph.
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What's your name sir?
My name? uhh, It should say on the license...