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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"? The man replied, "130". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool". Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool". A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70". The robot then said, "So, what's the Democratic Party up to these days?"
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nice one
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"? The man replied, "130". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool". Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool". A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70". The robot then said, "So, Catman what's the Democratic Party up to these days?"
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ"? The man replied, "130". So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool". Another guy came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool". A third guy came in to the bar. As with the others, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "70". The robot then said, "So, Catman what's the Democratic Party up to these days?"
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I Though Catmando Stopped drinking ??? Guess Not If he's checking out those new high tech Bars ![Big Grin](/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Ps you know he meant his IQ was 170 not 70
Cats smarter than that come on
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Ps you know he meant his IQ was 170 not 70
Cats smarter than that come on
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