Best pick up lines (Boat Related)
#14
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Originally posted by HyperBaja
Hey, I got a boat and a full cooler, want to come?
Works amazingly good.
Hey, I got a boat and a full cooler, want to come?
Works amazingly good.
Hey, I HAVE a boat and a full cooler. Want to come FOR A RIDE?
Say it this way and it may work amazingly WELL.
I think my favorite one came this past weekend at LOTO. Logan, one of Buck183's friends tried this on some drunk girls coming off the dock below our condo balcony:
Logan: "How you feeling?"
Girls: "Swell."
Logan: "Swell? I'm swollen."
Man, did the chicks run!! AWAY!!!!! LOL!!!
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#15
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Originally posted by T2x
Hi there....... I know T2x........ Wanna dance?
Hi there....... I know T2x........ Wanna dance?
Last edited by GLH; 08-28-2003 at 07:43 PM.
#16
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Back in the days the time tested line was;
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
and,
Is a fu@k out of the question?
The first one made them laugh the second one took care of all the forplay crap!
Of course I owned a Fountain then, and a Vette for that matter.
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
and,
Is a fu@k out of the question?
The first one made them laugh the second one took care of all the forplay crap!
Of course I owned a Fountain then, and a Vette for that matter.