Mitch Stellin's Marriage Contract
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Mitch just trying to help ya.
You must be consenting to the acts listed below of your own free will without coercion.
You must agree that you are not intoxicated.
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You must be consenting to the acts listed below of your own free will without coercion.
You must agree that you are not intoxicated.
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How come everything is marked "NO"
Thats not a contract thats a death wish. Can you imagine finding someone who says "NO" to everything? It would have to be a Mormon or something. Hey Pok-her, I am new to this computer game so you better watch out, I have some catchin up to do. I have printed 100 copies and put them in my glove box just in case I run into a hottie at the bar
But my version says "YES" to everything. Plus I added a few for good measure
Thanks, I think
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I need to get a law degree, I see she can review it with an Attorney, how in the heck are we going to have time to find one of those? By then the buzz will wear off and I may be stuck with a contract I can't fulfill. I guess I could leave her with the Attorney......here it goes.....no offense phkynlwr....they will screw anyone
I really have no problem with attorneys.
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Mitch I figured you would get a kick out of that one.
Strip & poke-her
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It really covers the bases very well. I added hot wax and hand cuffs but they are in the fine print way at the bottom..on the back.
Keep them coming, I need to build my collection.
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I just showed it to the wife , lets see how she does on this, at least Ill know where I stand
I just showed it to the wife , lets see how she does on this, at least Ill know where I stand
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You mean where you stood!!!
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