My reply to a spammer
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Here is a spam email that I received this morning:
Hello, my name is Sean Brandon. We wanted to let you know that we have Received and processed your Mórtgage applicatíon. We are happy to let you know that it has been Approved and we can offer you a $300,576 loan at an annual rate of %2.0.
To Take Advanatge of This Amazing Rate
Please Take a moment to Fill Our Post Approval Form at the Following Secure Link:
http://eloanlenders.com/?partid=ccnet
Note: After Compleating this Form a Representative will Contact you within 24-48 hrs Please Refer to the Following Approval Code: #686-339
Yours sincerely,
Sean Brandon
Mórtgage Bróker Association.
Hello, my name is Sean Brandon. We wanted to let you know that we have Received and processed your Mórtgage applicatíon. We are happy to let you know that it has been Approved and we can offer you a $300,576 loan at an annual rate of %2.0.
To Take Advanatge of This Amazing Rate
Please Take a moment to Fill Our Post Approval Form at the Following Secure Link:
http://eloanlenders.com/?partid=ccnet
Note: After Compleating this Form a Representative will Contact you within 24-48 hrs Please Refer to the Following Approval Code: #686-339
Yours sincerely,
Sean Brandon
Mórtgage Bróker Association.
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And here is my reply.
Dear Sean,
Are you aware that it is a Federal Offense to solicit Federal Government employees while they are at work? I would advise that you remove me from your scum sucking spam list before you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night by guys wearing black suits and sunglasses.
Sincerely,
Craig Hall
PS- I didn't fill out any application, but you already knew that.
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Dear Sean,
Are you aware that it is a Federal Offense to solicit Federal Government employees while they are at work? I would advise that you remove me from your scum sucking spam list before you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night by guys wearing black suits and sunglasses.
Sincerely,
Craig Hall
PS- I didn't fill out any application, but you already knew that.
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Originally posted by craig223
And here is my reply.
Dear Sean,
Are you aware that it is a Federal Offense to solicit Federal Government employees while they are at work? I would advise that you remove me from your scum sucking spam list before you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night by guys wearing black suits and sunglasses.
Sincerely,
Craig Hall
PS- I didn't fill out any application, but you already knew that.
And here is my reply.
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Dear Sean,
Are you aware that it is a Federal Offense to solicit Federal Government employees while they are at work? I would advise that you remove me from your scum sucking spam list before you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night by guys wearing black suits and sunglasses.
Sincerely,
Craig Hall
PS- I didn't fill out any application, but you already knew that.
It's all good!
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Leaving work and going boating now beee-bye!
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Originally posted by bajabob38
Take the cash and get a topgun.
Take the cash and get a topgun.
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How is your "Barnicle Barge" doing? Is it ready? I've got a certificate for a free weekend @ Baltimore Marine center that I need to use. Are you and FirstMate game for that?