You're a real boater if...
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Originally Posted by CASH BAR
You're a real boater if ...
Originally Posted by jtmiller02
you know what a boat soda is
Originally Posted by Wasabe
The hell is a boat soda? ![Chicken](/forums/images/smilies/chicken.gif)
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You've run up on a sandbar just off the Intracoastal by "straightening out a curve", and had to wait seven hours for a tide change to get the boat off above mentioned sandbar. Meanwhile looking like "you meant to do that".
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You spend all of your vacation on or working on your boat!And spend every xtra dime on your boat.......and spend 50% of your time on OSO!
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If your boat has a sail do you ride a horse to the ramp?
If your boat has a sail do you ride a horse to the ramp?
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if you have ever thrown food out of the cooler to make more room for "boat soda"
if you go to a poker run and actually do the entire run instead of trailering to the lunch stop becase you are a *****..
(that should get a few sets of panties bunched
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if you have ever stood up dates becase you needed the time to spin wrenches so you could go boating the next day
if you go to a poker run and actually do the entire run instead of trailering to the lunch stop becase you are a *****..
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if you have ever stood up dates becase you needed the time to spin wrenches so you could go boating the next day
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if your non boating friends have ever aproached you and told you that they think you have a serious problem.
if your boat is worth more than all of your other assets combined.
if your bilge is cleaner than your best china
if you have ever "polished your drain plug"
if you have a custom paintjob on your flame arrestor lids
if your boat is worth more than all of your other assets combined.
if your bilge is cleaner than your best china
if you have ever "polished your drain plug"
if you have a custom paintjob on your flame arrestor lids
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Originally Posted by mopower
Me too????
Got me on that one![I'm With Stupid](/forums/images/smilies/imwithsupid.gif)
Got me on that one
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Originally Posted by THRILLSEEKER
if you have ever thrown food out of the cooler to make more room for "boat soda"