Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
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Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Waiting in line to launch one day in may,, ( COLD water ) guy is sitting in the middle of the ramp,, loading all his gear and crap, i'm being patient,, finally I ask the guy are you going in or pulling out,, he gets snippy and says going IN and asks WHY ?? I say,, well I wanted to let you know your transom strap was still on,, he huffs and puffs and takes it off,, no thank you or nothing,, I say to my wife,, watch this,,,, he dunks the boat in,, his son holding it at the dock he goes parks and leasurely walks down to the dock,, his kid yells out DAD,, is there supposed to be water in the CABIN ?? guy freaks jumps off the dock, BLUB BLUB BLUB,, freezing cold water over his head,,, yells to the kid to go get the plug outta the truck,,,,,,, I look him square in the face and say if you weren't such a D!CK about the strap I would have told you your plug wasn't in also.. My wife just about peed herself....
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Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by Chris288
Waiting in line to launch one day in may,, ( COLD water ) guy is sitting in the middle of the ramp,, loading all his gear and crap, i'm being patient,, finally I ask the guy are you going in or pulling out,, he gets snippy and says going IN and asks WHY ?? I say,, well I wanted to let you know your transom strap was still on,, he huffs and puffs and takes it off,, no thank you or nothing,, I say to my wife,, watch this,,,, he dunks the boat in,, his son holding it at the dock he goes parks and leasurely walks down to the dock,, his kid yells out DAD,, is there supposed to be water in the CABIN ?? guy freaks jumps off the dock, BLUB BLUB BLUB,, freezing cold water over his head,,, yells to the kid to go get the plug outta the truck,,,,,,, I look him square in the face and say if you weren't such a D!CK about the strap I would have told you your plug wasn't in also.. My wife just about peed herself....
very nice
#73
Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by Summer Heat
Agree, Scottb you did it with class
Screw that.... you should have whispered to the kid you were banging his mom....
#74
Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by masher44
Screw that.... you should have whispered to the kid you were banging his mom....
#75
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Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by fund razor
That must be what happened to you.
#76
Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by t500hps
How do you think he got here???
Maybe he was smaller when he came out.
#77
Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by fund razor
I don't know.... but at 6'7" and 280 pounds I hope that his mother still loves him.
Maybe he was smaller when he came out.
Maybe he was smaller when he came out.
Hey! I was only 5'10" and 170 at birth
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I was at the gas station with my truck and boat with a few friends filling up for the weekend. A guy pulled up in his truck with his wife with him. He rolls down the window and asked kind of snotty " Is that your parents boat?" So, I asked him if that was his wife's truck? He told me to F#$% OFF as his wife was laughing at him.
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Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
while waiting to dunk a customers boat, this guy walks up and asks how much horsepower each of those put out while pointing at the outdrives when i told him 1000hp each the look on his face was well worth it
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Re: Dumb things people say to you at the boat ramp
Originally Posted by craig223
People always seem to ask me "Do you fish with that thing"?
I always give them the same answer....Yes, Two-legged Tuna!
I always give them the same answer....Yes, Two-legged Tuna!