Smack, Smack, Smack
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You guys have some fun in Miami. Your fun is OVER in Fort Liquirdale. I look forward to looking back and seeing you all having some good deck to deck racing. I'll be chillin in my NautiAir F16 with Bob Marley piping through my headsets. I'll be sure to put a mirror on my transom so you all can take a good look at yourselves back there.
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transcript of onboard radio in Pollo Tropical:
Albert: "Frank do you see that little blue thing floating in the water?"
Frank: "Yeah, what is that little thing?"
Albert: "I don't know but we are coming up on it pretty fast!"
Frank: "I'll pass it on the port side, is that yellow Apache still next to you?"
Albert: "You mean 'Predator'?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Albert: "No bro, its way behind us, I can't tell if they are still running, I don't think the throttleman realizes this is a stadium style course....I don't think they ever turned at the pin....I think they are on their way to the Bahamas"
Frank: "Okay, I'm passing the little blue thing....hey wait; its a small canopy boat, ......look....the guy inside is putting on his breathing mask! I think he thinks he is underwater!"
Albert: "Did you see the surprised look on that guy's face?...Man this boat splashes a lot of water, I feel bad for him"
Frank: "Yeah, me too, I didn't mean to wet him" Funny thing is I never saw him before...Did You?"
Albert: "No"
Frank: "Guess we must have lapped him." It's a pretty little boat, though isn't it?"
Albert: "Frank, pay attention, we are coming up fast on that yellow Apache; I guess it did make the turn after all, but we are about to lap it too."
Frank: "Okay, I see it....Wow! That's a pretty boat too; and look at all that hair coming out of the back of the throttleman's helmet. Albert, how many more laps do we have?"
Albert: "Four"
Albert: "Frank do you see that little blue thing floating in the water?"
Frank: "Yeah, what is that little thing?"
Albert: "I don't know but we are coming up on it pretty fast!"
Frank: "I'll pass it on the port side, is that yellow Apache still next to you?"
Albert: "You mean 'Predator'?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Albert: "No bro, its way behind us, I can't tell if they are still running, I don't think the throttleman realizes this is a stadium style course....I don't think they ever turned at the pin....I think they are on their way to the Bahamas"
Frank: "Okay, I'm passing the little blue thing....hey wait; its a small canopy boat, ......look....the guy inside is putting on his breathing mask! I think he thinks he is underwater!"
Albert: "Did you see the surprised look on that guy's face?...Man this boat splashes a lot of water, I feel bad for him"
Frank: "Yeah, me too, I didn't mean to wet him" Funny thing is I never saw him before...Did You?"
Albert: "No"
Frank: "Guess we must have lapped him." It's a pretty little boat, though isn't it?"
Albert: "Frank, pay attention, we are coming up fast on that yellow Apache; I guess it did make the turn after all, but we are about to lap it too."
Frank: "Okay, I see it....Wow! That's a pretty boat too; and look at all that hair coming out of the back of the throttleman's helmet. Albert, how many more laps do we have?"
Albert: "Four"
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Re: Smack, Smack, Smack
Originally Posted by Boomer56
all my money is on you albert
Boomer WAZZUP!!!, you need to inherit the Viper and go out in kick some azz, hell you are twelve already.
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Albert, shoosh, quiet, don't give him any crazy ideas....that boat will be flying over our heads with Boomer at the controls........
WAZZUUPPPPP BOOOOOMEEEEERRRRR!!!!
WAZZUUPPPPP BOOOOOMEEEEERRRRR!!!!