Originally Posted by thedonz

transcript of onboard radio in Pollo Tropical:

Albert: "Frank do you see that little blue thing floating in the water?"

Frank: "Yeah, what is that little thing?"

Albert: "I don't know but we are coming up on it pretty fast!"

Frank: "I'll pass it on the port side, is that yellow Apache still next to you?"

Albert: "You mean 'Predator'?"

Frank: "Yeah."

Albert: "No bro, its way behind us, I can't tell if they are still running, I don't think the throttleman realizes this is a stadium style course....I don't think they ever turned at the pin....I think they are on their way to the Bahamas"

Frank: "Okay, I'm passing the little blue thing....hey wait; its a small canopy boat, ......look....the guy inside is putting on his breathing mask! I think he thinks he is underwater!"

Albert: "Did you see the surprised look on that guy's face?...Man this boat splashes a lot of water, I feel bad for him"

Frank: "Yeah, me too, I didn't mean to wet him" Funny thing is I never saw him before...Did You?"

Albert: "No"

Frank: "Guess we must have lapped him." It's a pretty little boat, though isn't it?"

Albert: "Frank, pay attention, we are coming up fast on that yellow Apache; I guess it did make the turn after all, but we are about to lap it too."

Frank: "Okay, I see it....Wow! That's a pretty boat too; and look at all that hair coming out of the back of the throttleman's helmet. Albert, how many more laps do we have?"

Albert: "Four"