Cat Killer Returns!!!!!!!!!
06-27-2008, 02:45 PM
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Boy you nailed that one. Me, I'm absurdly jelious.
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
06-27-2008, 05:18 PM
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Yep, it's meeeee!
I'm going to the store in a little bit and buy a giant enema bag. Then I'm going to stop at Borders and buy every copy of Powerboat Mag. I'm going to tear out all the Fountain ads and puree them in my blender with a quart of Stoli and an urn of fresh Maxwell House, then I'm going to give myself an enormous Reggie Fountain enema.
If I have to have Reggie's nonsense rammed up my a$$ constantly, then by God, I'll do it my self and I'll find a way to enjoy the experience.
I'm going to the store in a little bit and buy a giant enema bag. Then I'm going to stop at Borders and buy every copy of Powerboat Mag. I'm going to tear out all the Fountain ads and puree them in my blender with a quart of Stoli and an urn of fresh Maxwell House, then I'm going to give myself an enormous Reggie Fountain enema.
If I have to have Reggie's nonsense rammed up my a$$ constantly, then by God, I'll do it my self and I'll find a way to enjoy the experience.
06-27-2008, 10:59 PM
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Chris, tough day at the shop? The dwarf with the doo has made and will continue to make really fast boats. Not my brand. He is like Ali and boxing, he wakes up the avarage joe and puts the rush of adrenaline in you making you think you too can be a racer. Most of us on OSO have heard it all before but he is one of the only mfg that can put up or shut up. He has charisma and an arrogant style that pi$$es a lot of people off, kinda like most OSO members with our fast flashy boats that makes the Rif Raf at the docks jealous. Yes I said Rif Raf, I guess I am a little arrogant too, yeah right, a lot arrogant too!!
06-28-2008, 06:02 AM
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That I doubt. No question in my mind he has the fastest V and has backed that up time and time again. There was no way that one test with a GPS that was faster than his was a legit record run. We run GPS on our RC boats with timed record runs and radar guns, all on the same pass. The timed two way average is always slower by a bunch. It's just the Cat Killer thing that gets me. If he had named the boat Vee Killer, no problem.
06-28-2008, 06:47 AM
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Why do you guys insist on bringing a gun to a knife fight??? You show up at a poker run with twice as much horsepower as everyone else and then pat yourselves on the back for having the fastest boat and then critisize the other boats because they could not keep up. Furthermore, poker runs are geared towards private boat owners. They do not have the resources or sponsors as you,a manufacturer.
Why don't you stop the smoke and mirrors and bring "cat killer" to an event with the same horse power as those you claim to beat???
Next you'll probably hire Billy Mays as your pitch man!
Oh yea, great showing at the NYC Poker Run!
Why don't you stop the smoke and mirrors and bring "cat killer" to an event with the same horse power as those you claim to beat???
Next you'll probably hire Billy Mays as your pitch man!
Oh yea, great showing at the NYC Poker Run!
Stop wining break his V bottom record or be silent
06-28-2008, 07:46 AM
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Chris, tough day at the shop? The dwarf with the doo has made and will continue to make really fast boats. Not my brand. He is like Ali and boxing, he wakes up the avarage joe and puts the rush of adrenaline in you making you think you too can be a racer. Most of us on OSO have heard it all before but he is one of the only mfg that can put up or shut up. He has charisma and an arrogant style that pi$$es a lot of people off, kinda like most OSO members with our fast flashy boats that makes the Rif Raf at the docks jealous. Yes I said Rif Raf, I guess I am a little arrogant too, yeah right, a lot arrogant too!!
But mark my words. He'll turn this place into poweboat Magazine. This will become Reggie Fountain's Offshore Only.
Plus, I don't like the constant talking $hit. Greatness is self-evident. Lastly, Cat Killer isn't a Fountain.
06-28-2008, 12:16 PM
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Boy you nailed that one. Me, I'm absurdly jelious.
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
I'm in awe of everything Reggie does. They should erect monuments to him in every city and town, and they should be made of solid gold- all but the Shinola hairdo. That would be some amazing all-powerful new polymer invented by Reggie himself. Oh, my. I just love Reggie and his boats. I want to have his babies. Do me Reggie, do me on the deck of Cat Killer! Give me your seed! I want your babies!!! I'll name them all Reggie!!!
If i get your drift.
06-28-2008, 12:27 PM
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That I doubt. No question in my mind he has the fastest V and has backed that up time and time again. There was no way that one test with a GPS that was faster than his was a legit record run. We run GPS on our RC boats with timed record runs and radar guns, all on the same pass. The timed two way average is always slower by a bunch. It's just the Cat Killer thing that gets me. If he had named the boat Vee Killer, no problem.
Sorry -1- was there and that was the Bacardi Silver or Bud or what ever you wanna call it.
Othere than that there was NONE.
Thats why Reggie named the boat cat killer.
And back then there was proof of that to.
Even today there are only a few cats that can beat that boat.
And even i will never own a Fountain (to much $$) i love that boat ,its just awsome.
