Something for tbone, lefty, and colter
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You know I hate to jump on the bandwagon!
Jeff: Hello? Wellcraft I'm looking for tech support for my 82 Scarab.....
Wellcraft: A what? Sorry sir, I've been working here for over 10 years and we don't make those anymore! Let me connect you with Larry down in the basement!![Big Grin](/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Jeff: Hello? Wellcraft I'm looking for tech support for my 82 Scarab.....
Wellcraft: A what? Sorry sir, I've been working here for over 10 years and we don't make those anymore! Let me connect you with Larry down in the basement!
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Hello: THanks for calling vessel assist
George: I need a tow
VA: What seems to be the problem sir?
George: I am not sure. I was running just fine out behind Walden and all of a sudden the boat came to an abrupt stop.
VA: Sir, can you look over the railing and tell me if the boat looks a little higher than usual.
George: I am not sure because I don't take it out often. I can tell you that there is a small family building a sand castle near by.
VA: Sir, it sounds like you ran into a sand bar. We will be there soon. Please walk out as far as you can and take a picture with your camera phone for evidence. Have a nice day, and thanks for calling vassel assist.. again...
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OK, How about this for original.
Hello: I know you guys are out partying like rock stars with a limo full of hot chicks, but can you bring me some gas, I didn't know it took more than 20 gallons to get my triple engine boat across the lake.
Hello: I know you guys are out partying like rock stars with a limo full of hot chicks, but can you bring me some gas, I didn't know it took more than 20 gallons to get my triple engine boat across the lake.
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For the record again, I did not call you nor any one else in the Limo. I will ask you to step away from the bashing. Until you have burned up all the orginal delivery gas in your rig.
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