txlefty

The reason why you can't see it on the transom, because all the Fountains are so far ahead!

wstultz

The Sutphens see the sticker when the race is over and everyone makes it back to the dock a few hours after we do.

jeff1000man

Hello: THanks for calling vessel assist
George: I need a tow
VA: What seems to be the problem sir?
George: I am not sure. I was running just fine out behind Walden and all of a sudden the boat came to an abrupt stop.
VA: Sir, can you look over the railing and tell me if the boat looks a little higher than usual.
George: I am not sure because I don't take it out often. I can tell you that there is a small family building a sand castle near by.
VA: Sir, it sounds like you ran into a sand bar. We will be there soon. Please walk out as far as you can and take a picture with your camera phone for evidence. Have a nice day, and thanks for calling vassel assist.. again...

tomtbone1993

you need to bring some orginal material to this forum

tomtbone1993

for the record I have never called Vessel assist

jeff1000man

OK, How about this for original.

Hello: I know you guys are out partying like rock stars with a limo full of hot chicks, but can you bring me some gas, I didn't know it took more than 20 gallons to get my triple engine boat across the lake.

tomtbone1993

For the record again, I did not call you nor any one else in the Limo. I will ask you to step away from the bashing. Until you have burned up all the orginal delivery gas in your rig.

txlefty

It must be nice to have enough buddies to come get ya! But if you need the number it's 1-800 piece-of-crap. Or locally at 281-dumb-a$$! I got'em both on speed dial

txlefty

Have Kelly put the number in her phone as DAMN NOT AGAIN! or There Goes Another 6G's!

jeff1000man

Toushea