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09-28-2007, 12:17 PM
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Oh,, You bought 6 antenna's huh,, well I get a little free time in my day and make an offer on another dayum boat, and here I was sitting back thinking about how nice it was to not have boat problems. 
I hope he doesnt take my offer, lol. If so,, I will have a few empty spots in the truck on my way to miami.
I hope he doesnt take my offer, lol. If so,, I will have a few empty spots in the truck on my way to miami.
09-28-2007, 12:18 PM
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Lefty,
Yes thank you.....even though I won't see a dime. You have to admit she's pretty good. She sold it like nine hours after she listed it.
Yes thank you.....even though I won't see a dime. You have to admit she's pretty good. She sold it like nine hours after she listed it.
09-28-2007, 12:23 PM
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It really couldn't have worked any better! I'll make sure you get somethin' "REAL NICE" Clark!
09-28-2007, 12:24 PM
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8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open
presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with expensive bath oil
10:00 Light work-out
at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow, wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a
perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received
from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower-alone
10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
A Man's Perfect Day
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, yet satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom
wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (sex and blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, that are trying to
catch a few rays in the nude, and also, bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1324 lbs)-on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, total body massage with hand job by Elle
Macpherson (naked) while in flight
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson
assassinated
7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
followed by ice cream served on a big pair of breasts.
9:30 Sex with three women, all gorgeous with bisexual tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and odor forces the dog to
leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open
presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner
9:15 Soothing hot bath with expensive bath oil
10:00 Light work-out
at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow, wave
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22 lbs
1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
3:00 Nap
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer
4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a
perfect body
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
7:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received
from other diners/ dancers
10:00 Hot shower-alone
10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms
A Man's Perfect Day
6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive, yet satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom
wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (sex and blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, that are trying to
catch a few rays in the nude, and also, bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1324 lbs)-on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, total body massage with hand job by Elle
Macpherson (naked) while in flight
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson
assassinated
7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
followed by ice cream served on a big pair of breasts.
9:30 Sex with three women, all gorgeous with bisexual tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and odor forces the dog to
leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
09-28-2007, 12:25 PM
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Spik1 will ponder on the transaction for 3 to 4 days, then offer the guy .35 cents.
By U Boy will not be able to purchase it right now cause his mortgage brooker fu(ked him on a full point of rate. " even thought they said at closing they will refinace it at there cost"
Jeff1000woman will call and see if he takes trades, lets asume two cases
A) he does take trades: Jeff will want 20K over full book for his rig, with pull out cruiser engines, that he will put in when he gets around to it.
B) does not take trades This will be the excuse of why he does not purchase the R/C boat. Plus he pulled a Lefty and purchased 30 items when he only needed one. Then trys to pawn them off on his friends.
RColter, will talk to his dad to see if it is ok to purchase
Wstultz is still waiting on Jersey to pay him
TrojanMan would talk about it, but his excuse would be he is waitng on the mechanic for the Genarator, to fix his dads boat.
BigAndy would end up buying it. Then would plan a 2 week road trip to pick it up, He would hit every buffet and strip joint on the way.......
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09-28-2007, 12:33 PM
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current bid is .99 cents../with buy it now at $39.00...let me tell you how this will play out...
Spik1 will ponder on the transaction for 3 to 4 days, then offer the guy .35 cents.
By U Boy will not be able to purchase it right now cause his mortgage brooker fu(ked him on a full point of rate. " even thought they said at closing they will refinace it at there cost"
Jeff1000woman will call and see if he takes trades, lets asume two cases
A) he does take trades: Jeff will want 20K over full book for his rig, with pull out cruiser engines, that he will put in when he gets around to it.
B) does not take trades This will be the excuse of why he does not purchase the R/C boat. Plus he pulled a Lefty and purchased 30 items when he only needed one. Then trys to pawn them off on his friends.
RColter, will talk to his dad to see if it is ok to purchase
Wstultz is still waiting on Jersey to pay him
TrojanMan would talk about it, but his excuse would be he is waitng on the mechanic for the Genarator, to fix his dads boat.
BigAndy would end up buying it. Then would plan a 2 week road trip to pick it up, He would hit every buffet and strip joint on the way.......
Spik1 will ponder on the transaction for 3 to 4 days, then offer the guy .35 cents.
By U Boy will not be able to purchase it right now cause his mortgage brooker fu(ked him on a full point of rate. " even thought they said at closing they will refinace it at there cost"
Jeff1000woman will call and see if he takes trades, lets asume two cases
A) he does take trades: Jeff will want 20K over full book for his rig, with pull out cruiser engines, that he will put in when he gets around to it.
B) does not take trades This will be the excuse of why he does not purchase the R/C boat. Plus he pulled a Lefty and purchased 30 items when he only needed one. Then trys to pawn them off on his friends.
RColter, will talk to his dad to see if it is ok to purchase
Wstultz is still waiting on Jersey to pay him
TrojanMan would talk about it, but his excuse would be he is waitng on the mechanic for the Genarator, to fix his dads boat.
BigAndy would end up buying it. Then would plan a 2 week road trip to pick it up, He would hit every buffet and strip joint on the way.......
NICE!!!!!
09-28-2007, 12:34 PM
