On Time

That is really hard to understand, I mean boats, ok, cars, planes, horses, women, fighting, drinking, gambling, dogfights......but enema water squirting? Give me a break.

spk1

SOmething tells me that it was a good thing I went to bed before he posted that.

wstultz

Ya, sweet old school sut. I called on it a month ago on the way back from Tahoe. If I had an extra $40000 to fix it right , I would probably buy it.

txlefty

Jeff, did you and Hodges get everything ready to go?

jeff1000man

Close enough. He still has to hot wire the trim rams this morning and finish pumping out the tank.

Thanks for your help last night, it kept us from killing ourselves.

I just love it when you hire somebody to do something and then you have to go do it yourself and bring someone to help anyway.

jeff1000man

txlefty

If you liked that.......this would be truely "throwing a hot dog down a hallway!"

If you take her home you'd better strap a board to your AZZ!

http://www.youporn.com/watch/56119

txlefty

Yeah and don't forget...AND STILL HAVE TO PAY HIM!!!

jeff1000man

Friday Funny


>Girls' Night Out 101>
Why females should avoid a girls' night after they are married:>>
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." Itold
>> my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
>> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
>> Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got inthe
> door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
>> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
>> another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up withsuch
>> a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order toescape
>> a possible conflict with him.
>> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
>> him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got awaywith
>> that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>> When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
>> three times, then said, "Oh ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, clearedit's
>> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
>> then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Works for Men too is you are bigandy, lefty, or joew.

On Time

That's pretty good !!!!