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Old 10-10-2007, 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by bigandy

dont mean to point out the obvious but you are apparently not a good mechanic.



ODOYLE RULES!!!!
Aparently neither are you, because your boat hasn't seen water since Clinton was president.

But I do agree that O'Doyle rules
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Hey what about that Panther w/ the bad engine. Didn't ya'll take it for a test ride or was "engine trouble - she been missing a little lately" disclosed up front???
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
Aparently neither are you, because your boat hasn't seen water since Clinton was president.

But I do agree that O'Doyle rules
and your boat hasn't been cool since Jimmy Carter was president
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Alright Bioootches 48 Hours.
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Old 10-10-2007, 10:46 AM
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Alright mofos. Someone with more money than me needs to pick this ride up. It is the fattest 39 ever built, IMHO.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us
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It used to belong to Fred @ Trick marine who re-rigged the whole boat. He had big race hatches on it but the guy that bought it from him ripped all of that $hit off and put the goofy hatch on it.....still phat though.
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a
very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that
paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially
ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, > and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have
given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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Originally Posted by wstultz
Alright mofos. Someone with more money than me needs to pick this ride up. It is the fattest 39 ever built, IMHO.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...link:middle:us
Now thats a nice boat
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Originally Posted by wstultz
It used to belong to Fred @ Trick marine who re-rigged the whole boat. He had big race hatches on it but the guy that bought it from him ripped all of that $hit off and put the goofy hatch on it.....still phat though.
BAD AZZ BOAT. NAUTTI KITTY BOUGHT IT FOR THE POWER to go IN AN APACHE.

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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked
for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a
very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that
paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially
ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, > and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his
voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have
given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
I wish then i could afford an OL
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