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6 boats left for a 3 hour tour.......3 Fountains, 2 Baja’s,
1 Nor-tech. Pulled out of Kemah at 10:50am …Only 2 arrived under full power..![Violent Smiley 045](/forums/images/smilies/violent-smiley-045.gif)
At 9PM….And none of them were Fountains……![Hitfan](/forums/images/smilies/hitfan.gif)
But we had a great time getting there....
1 Nor-tech. Pulled out of Kemah at 10:50am …Only 2 arrived under full power..
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At 9PM….And none of them were Fountains……
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But we had a great time getting there....
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FYI......bottled water and can beer does not work on oil fires.....but the Baja didn't mind sharing the fire extinguisher.
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It's a good thing that Fountain had oars on board and crew members that new how to use them as demonstrated to the Baja Crew as they passed us.........cause they sure came in handy when the Baja was leading the Fountain the last 15 miles to the casino in the dark. Of course, we were pretty impressed you could paddle a steady 10 mph that last 15 miles.
Since we had ice chests from all the abandoned and stripped boats, we had plenty of drinks to last the 3 hour tour that turned into a 10 hour party. And had a lot of fun doing it!
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We left Clear Lake with 6 other boats and only the captain and co-captain on the 342 Baja. Arrived in Lake Charles with 6 additional passengers. Left Lake Charles with only our boat and one additional passenger (one boat stayed behind to gamble more). We arrived safely back in Clear Lake in 3 hours leaving our new boatless, carless friends behind at Lake Charles. We even got off plane, to once again perform a rescue operation of a small fishing vessel from being run over by a east bound barge in the intracoastal. We may be Always Late.....but are never last.
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Friggin awesome time. Tom happy bachelor party.....good choice, one vagina for the rest of your life.![Big Grin](/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
James and Tami, thanks for picking our a$$es up and puttin up with our drunk ramblings. Had a great time and love your boat.
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James and Tami, thanks for picking our a$$es up and puttin up with our drunk ramblings. Had a great time and love your boat.
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We left Clear Lake with 6 other boats and only the captain and co-captain on the 342 Baja. Arrived in Lake Charles with 6 additional passengers. Left Lake Charles with only our boat and one additional passenger (one boat stayed behind to gamble more). We arrived safely back in Clear Lake in 3 hours leaving our new boatless, carless friends behind at Lake Charles. We even got off plane, to once again perform a rescue operation of a small fishing vessel from being run over by a east bound barge in the intracoastal. We may be Always Late.....but are never last.
That BAJA did pretty damn good running 65mph with 8 people, 2 sets of golf clubs and 15 suitcases in the cabin.
Anytime you need us to get your boat all dirty and burn some gas let us know.
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Send us a fuel or detailing bill and I'll be happy to take up a collection because I am sure that boat got a lot dirtier than you planned. Or if you want me to send our detailing guy down there I would be more than happy to do that for ya.
It'll be great to take a bunch of boats that will stay running on that run one day.
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SCORECARD:
Blown boat engines - 2
Engine fires - 1
Used fire extinguishers - 3
Broke drives - 1
Broke Trannies - 1
Broke azz mo- fo's who had way to good of a time - 26
Grand total of money lost and cost to repair everything that was broken, and gratuties, and bar tabs - to big to count
Having Joew tell the whole Casino that they take it in the can - PRICELESS
Watching Bigandy pass out in an innertube and float around the lazy river - Better than Priceless
What a hell of a weekend.![Party Smiley 048](/forums/images/smilies/party-smiley-048.gif)
Blown boat engines - 2
Engine fires - 1
Used fire extinguishers - 3
Broke drives - 1
Broke Trannies - 1
Broke azz mo- fo's who had way to good of a time - 26
Grand total of money lost and cost to repair everything that was broken, and gratuties, and bar tabs - to big to count
Having Joew tell the whole Casino that they take it in the can - PRICELESS
Watching Bigandy pass out in an innertube and float around the lazy river - Better than Priceless
What a hell of a weekend.
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