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Old 10-15-2007, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
Lefty did you have any dreams about belly buttons
HAD to go there didn't ya! I'm tellin you that wasn't human!
That thing was sick!


Jeff, L'Auberge just called Louie, they wanted to personally thank you for making their weekend and that you did play enough to recieve some comps.....they're sending them postage paid. They figured you've spent enough! Enjoy!
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
HAD to go there didn't ya! I'm tellin you that wasn't human!
That thing was sick!


Jeff, L'Auberge just called Louie, they wanted to personally thank you for making their weekend and that you did play enough to recieve some comps.....they're sending them postage paid. They figured you've spent enough! Enjoy!
ouch thats just wrong but it gets a BIP anyway.
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:26 PM
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Sounds like ya'll had a blast!! Anybody get any strange?

We went to the Austin in the water boatshow and saw the new Fountain 2008 Lightning w/ 700's and #6's. Along w/ lots of cruisers and a lot of tipsy puzzy. Each boat dealer was pouring wine like water. Went on the $1.5M Cranchi yacht, and was sitting in the drivers seat when one of those tipsy 20 year olds came out of the cabin and said "I think my parents are going to buy this boat". I said great then you can take me for a ride. She then smiled and fell down the steps and tumbled over ripping her sheer leopard skirt and landed with her azz and puzzy staring me right in the face pale skin no tan lines. I asked her if she needed any help and she said yes so I pulled her up and the skirt fell off and her body was great and I wish I would have been single and a little younger but the view was good so I guess I didn't make out too bad!!
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Originally Posted by Trojan-man
Esther's Seafood called, they said they found some keys in the water at their docks right where their chain link fence is bent in half



And don't mess with SPF shocker paste, or he will be giving you the shocker directly....
You break one fence, slap your buddy, tell the entire casino they take it in the can, lose a tooth (again), and all of a sudden I am the bad guy...
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Originally Posted by txlefty
HAD to go there didn't ya! I'm tellin you that wasn't human!
That thing was sick!


Jeff, L'Auberge just called Louie, they wanted to personally thank you for making their weekend and that you did play enough to recieve some comps.....they're sending them postage paid. They figured you've spent enough! Enjoy!
"Hurry up and pay him before he splits that black jack!!!!"
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by txlefty
HAD to go there didn't ya! I'm tellin you that wasn't human!
That thing was sick!


Jeff, L'Auberge just called Louie, they wanted to personally thank you for making their weekend and that you did play enough to recieve some comps.....they're sending them postage paid. They figured you've spent enough! Enjoy!
It is best to quit gambling before you get to hammered to walk.
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Old 10-15-2007, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
"Hurry up and pay him before he splits that black jack!!!!"
Hey, "you can't win if the money isn't on the table".

Should have went on the Kenny Rogers weekend.

That way I would know when to walk away and know when to run.

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Originally Posted by joew.
You break one fence, slap your buddy, tell the entire casino they take it in the can, lose a tooth (again), and all of a sudden I am the bad guy...
and looking for your room for 11 hours sleeping in an elevator and pissing yourself
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Beak.... I'm tellin ya' there ain't nothin' better than a tipsy 20 year old!

And oh yeah, who says your too old????

I forgot, HER PARENTS!!!!
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Originally Posted by joew.
You break one fence, slap your buddy, tell the entire casino they take it in the can, lose a tooth (again), and all of a sudden I am the bad guy...
wet down the elevator, punch lefty in the nose, try to hit a navigator with a golf ball, try to run over wstultz with a golf cart, flip bigandy out his floating recliner, throw a cookie at the bufet, etc,etc,etc,
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