bigandy

ya i bought it $300.00, it cleaned up real nice i think...

txwatergypsy

Thanks for the warm welcome, and letting a north TX guy in on your thread. Our little group based on Eagle Mtn is informally known as FtWorth Knockers n Screws. K n S will be at Travis in May. Hope to see yall. Im envious of your Bahama trip sounds like an awsome experience. .....One day.............

bigandy

A Woman's Perfect Day





8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses




8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday




8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner




9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil




10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer




10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave




12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café




12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs




1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit




3:00 Nap




4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer




4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body




5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe




7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers




10:00 Hot shower- alone




10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen




11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling




11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms






A Man's Perfect Day




6:00 Alarm




6:15 Blow job




6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section




7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot




7:30 Limo arrives




7:45 Several beers en route to the airport




9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet




9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)




9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)




11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon




12:15 Blow job




12:30 Play back nine (4 under)




2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)




2:30 Fly to Bahamas




3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot




4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle




5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson




6:45 ****, shower and shave




7:00 Watch news-Michael Jackson assassinated




7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits




9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies




11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer




11:30 Night-cap blow job




11:45 In bed alone




11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room




11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

TopSpin80

I reread it and laughed again that is great.

bigandy

baldwick's new interior pics, looks phat stultz!!!

just spike up your comb over and tie up to papas and with an interior like that people will think your going a hundred miles an hour just sitting there!!!

Trojan-man

what......you haven't heard......I DON'T SHINE SHOES NO MORE.


and your sutphen looks like its doin a 100 mph by the way all the plants have grown out of it toward the stern...

new rule....bigandy cannot bip anyone else until he at least attempts to break in to the salvage yard/boat lockdown and attempt to put the sutphen back together again

Trojan-man

sidenote, nice 27 magnum

bigandy

Tommy, big man all growed up and out on the town........

Now go get your fuqin shine box!

bigandy

Frank says if he wasnt so sleepy from napping all day he would bite you on the leg!!!

Trojan-man

whatever, looks like you just got done cleaning up the peanut butter .....and you REVERSED IT !!