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Old 03-25-2008, 04:12 PM
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A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.
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good way to go
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by boatman22
Anyone up for steak night?
I may see you guys at steak night. Any idea what time? Everyone heading to Papas?
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Old 03-25-2008, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
You could bring your boat and sit in the engine bay
Yep it's so clean you can eat off the bilge...
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What time is everybody heading up to the Pink place.
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I am planning on being there about 6:45.
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Old 03-25-2008, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by joew.
You could bring your boat and sit in the engine bay
That is the ZING of the month I think.
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Originally Posted by Beak42
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Steaks at the lakehouse Sat eve
What part of the lake did you buy your house on?
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.
Thats not a bad way to be sent off
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Originally Posted by jeff1000man
That is the ZING of the month I think.

and why would that be a zing?
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