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Old 03-28-2008, 10:10 AM
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nice ride WStultz....are you going to put this one in the water? or just let it get trailer rot like your last one??

Does it run? What does it need?
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Originally Posted by tomtbone1993
nice ride WStultz....are you going to put this one in the water? or just let it get trailer rot like your last one??

Does it run? What does it need?
Turned it over last night. One engine sounds ok but the other sounds like it isn't going to cooperate like I asked it to. As soon as I get her runnin she'll be in the water. I need to get some props from BBLades.
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Old 03-28-2008, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by wstultz
Turned it over last night. One engine sounds ok but the other sounds like it isn't going to cooperate like I asked it to. As soon as I get her runnin she'll be in the water. I need to get some props from BBLades.
Just go to Mike Hood for some good everyday used Bravo 1's. He always does my props. He's in Houston near Hobby Airport.
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:02 PM
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Jeffro,
remember our conversation on how many RPM's a Top Fuel turns in a quarter mile?

One Top Fuel 500 cubic-inch Hemi dragster engine makes more horsepower (8,000 HP) than the first 4 rows at the Daytona 500.

* Under full throttle, a dragster engine consumes 11.2 gallons of nitro methane per second; a fully loaded 747 consumes jet fuel at the same rate with 25% less energy being produced.

* A stock Dodge Hemi V8 engine cannot produce enough power to merely drive the dragster's supercharger.

* With 3000 CFM of air being rammed in by the supercharger on overdrive, the fuel mixture is compressed into a near-solid form before ignition.
Cylinders run on the verge of hydraulic lock at full throttle.

* At the stoichiometric 1.7:1 air/fuel mixture for nitro methane the flame front temperature measures 7050 degrees F.

* Nitro methane burns yellow. The spectacular white flame seen above the stacks at night is raw burning hydrogen, dissociated from atmospheric water vapor by the searing exhaust gases.

* Dual magnetos supply 44 amps to each spark plug. This is the output of an arc welder in each cylinder.

* Spark plug electrodes are totally consumed during a pass. After 1/2 way, the engine is dieseling from compression plus the glow of exhaust valves at 1400 degrees F. The engine can only be shut down by cutting the fuel flow.

* If spark momentarily fails early in the run, unburned nitro builds up in the affected cylinders and then explodes with sufficient force to blow cylinder heads off the block in pieces or split the block in half.

* Dragsters reach over 300 MPH before you have completed reading this sentence.

* In order to exceed 300 MPH in 4.5 seconds, dragsters must accelerate an average of over 4 G's. In order to reach 200 MPH well before half-track, the launch acceleration approaches 8 G's.

* Top Fuel engines turn approximately 540 revolutions from light to light!

* Including the burnout, the engine must only survive 900 revolutions under load.

* The redline is actually quite high at 9500 RPM.

* THE BOTTOM LINE: Assuming all the equipment is paid off, the crew worked for free, & for once, NOTHING BLOWS UP, each run costs an estimated $1,000 per second.

*0 to 100 MPH in 0.8 seconds (the first 60 feet of the run)
*0 to 200 MPH in 2.2 seconds (the first 350 feet of the run)
*6 g-forces at the starting line (nothing accelerates faster on land)
*6 negative g-forces upon deployment of twin 'chutes at 300 MPH

An NHRA Top Fuel Dragster accelerates quicker than any oth er land vehicle on earth, quicker than a jet fighter plane . . . quicker than the space shuttle.

The current Top Fuel dragster elapsed time record is 4.420 seconds for the quarter-mile (2004, Doug Kalitta). The top speed record is 337.58 MPH as measured over the last 66' of the run (2005, Tony Schumacher).

Putting this all into perspective:

You are driving the average $140,000 Lingenfelter twin-turbo powered Corvette Z06. Over a mile up the road, a Top Fuel dragster is staged & ready to launch down a quarter-mile strip as you pass. You have the advantage of a 200 mph flying start. You run the 'Vette hard up through the gears and blast across the starting line & pass the dragster at an honest 200 MPH. The 'tree' goes green for both of you at that moment. The dragster launches & starts after you. You keep your foot down hard, but you hear an incredibly brutal whine that sears your eardrums & within 3 seconds the dragster catches & passes you. He beats you to the finish line, a quarter-mile away from where you just passed him.

Think about it - from a standing start, the dragster had spotted you 200 MPH & not only caught, but nearly blasted you off the road when he passed you within a mere 1320 foot long race!

That is acceleration
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:47 PM
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That's some crazy $hit.
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joew gives it to trojanman in the can.
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Old 03-28-2008, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
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joew gives it to trojanman in the can.
That probably being true, but i think the real translation is buy u boy likes to have man-junk in his mouth....
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Andy, you should buy this as a tender for the houthboat
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...HYDRO-92242263
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
Andy, you should buy this as a tender for the houthboat
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...HYDRO-92242263
thanks but one of the four tenders i already have should be sufficient.
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Originally Posted by BY U BOY
Andy, you should buy this as a tender for the houthboat
http://www.boattrader.com/listing/19...HYDRO-92242263

Wow that boat has SCAT - Now I KNOW it will interest some (all?) of you guys!!!
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